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What if there's no beer in heaven? Re: Goughy
Wassup brahs!

I have the pleasure to answer one of the greatest questions in Toribash community history made by Goughy a.k.a. Ryan.


What if there's no beer in heaven?


Firstly, the chatgpt answer, for ethical reasons ofc.


"The question of whether there will be beer (or any specific earthly pleasure) in heaven is a matter of personal belief and religious interpretation. Different traditions and individuals may have various perspectives on the afterlife. Here are a few ways people might respond to the idea:


  • Symbolic Understanding: Some might interpret beer, or any earthly pleasure, as symbolic of greater, more profound joys in heaven. The pleasures of heaven are often described as surpassing any earthly experience."

Ultimately, the question invites personal reflection on what one values and expects in the concept of an afterlife."


My alternative hypothesis: There's beer or something BETTER than beer in heaven.



My H0: There's no beer or something BETTER than beer in heaven.


It's already known that there will be wine a.k.a. sugar cane brandy in heaven, for those who like stronger stuff, ofc.


What great Toribash community question, mystery or curiosity you would like to see debunked by me? Reply below. Thank you!
Last edited by yuki; 2 Weeks Ago at 08:38 PM.
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Originally Posted by YoJohn View Post
What if there are no bitches in heaven?

What if there are no bitches in heaven? Re: YoJohn


Firstly,

“Johnny!!! You Miserable Son of a Bitch!”
~ Johnny's mum on Johnny

Now let's take a small testimony from Joe Biden.


- Joe Biden Smile


"Hey there! I'm Joe Biden, President of the United States of America, and I'd like to explain to you the history of the word bitch and how it perfectly describes my wife!
The term "bitch" comes from the 1150 word bicche, which was developed from the Old English word bicce. It also may have been derived from the Old Icelandic word bikkja for "female dog."


The phrase "son of a bitch" dates back to its use in Of Arthour & Merlin c. 1330. But none of that matters because my wife is the biggest bitch on the planet!"


Joe Biden's wife - The world's biggest bitch!


"Well, first off, I'd like to say that I'm being honest. My wife is a bitch. The world's bitchy-est bitch. If you'd ever talk to her for more than 20 seconds, you'd know what I'm talking about."
"And, to answer that last bit, it is my personal belief that the only bitch that needs to be covered here is my bitch. She's a much bigger bitch than Sarah Palin, anyway. If you want to read about Sarah Palin, check out "slut" or "Alaska"."

PROOF


"First off, she has been a teacher for more than thirty years! All teachers are bitches! Ask any school kid. They'll tell you....


Oh yeah, more evidence she's a bitch: SHE MARRIED ME!!! What kind of person would marry me? A bitch! I think everybody would agree to that. Even me. And you're an idiot if you think otherwise. Plus, she married me when I was on-the-rebound! That's right! She married me when I was still grieving over the death of my first wife and daughter! Only a bitch would do that! I mean, yeah, I was a young, sexy Senator from Delaware at the time, and no woman could resist my charm, but still!"


- She even held a "Summer Bitch Festival" in Summer 2008 in South Korea to inspire other women to become bitches!


"Did I mention she was a model when I met her? Cause she was! And we all know that models are bitches! Naomi Campbell, anyone? Exactly. My wife throws phones at me all the time."

"By the way, she wanted to give my sons up for adoption when we got married! What a bitch!"

ALSO

"She's the president of the Biden Breast Health Initiative, a non-profit organization which apparently has a goal of preventing me from ever touching another breast! Seriously, she hasn't let me touch hers in more than 20 years! You have no idea how sexually suppressed I am! It's no wonder I'm crazy! Fucking bitch! When we do have sex, it's only on my birthday, and even then, I'm tied up and blindfolded! Don't think it's some kinky David Carradine bondage-type thing, either! I wish it was, but it's not! It's just so I won't be able to touch her... Bitch."



- This is the closest they've gotten without him being blindfolded and handcuffed in 20 years!


"In 1993, I, Snoop Dogg, and Dr. Dre wrote a song called "Bitches Ain't Shit" about my wife! In it, we informed all the kiddies that "Bitches ain't shit but hoes and tricks!" because of how many guys she cheats on me with. When she was a teacher, she had sex with several of the students, both male and female! "Oral exam", my ass! More like cunnilingus!


You ever played Hearts? Well, the queen of spades is referred to as "the bitch". Guess who it is on that card? My wife, Jill!"

Here are some paid testimonials to prove it!

“Yes. Joe Biden's wife is a bitch. You can trust me. I'm black.”


~ Barack Obama


“Would a bitch cheat on her husband with me?! You betcha!”


~ Bill -- NO!! -- Hillary Clinton


"See? Even these people think she's a bitch! And I only had to pay them $40 each to say it!"

"Let me tell you about our home life! First off, the bitch is always yelling at me! Been doing that ever since I was Vice President and I was at home all the time! You know why I was at home all the time, instead of doing my job as Vice President? Because the Vice President doesn't do shit! The only thing the Vice President does is sit and listen to a hundred old people talk about their fucking dog and why it is against healthcare reform! Boring! Hell, I don't even have the right to tell them to shut up! I have to sit there and listen to all of them."

Ok, after that great testimony by Joe Biden let's discuss the results and show the hypothesis.

My alternative hypothesis: Fortunately, there are bitches in heaven!

My null hypothesis: Unfortunately, there are bitches in heaven!

CONCLUSION

It has been revealed that there will be virgins in heaven, are they better than bitches? Definitely not!

Will there be bitches in heaven? Yes.
Last edited by yuki; 2 Weeks Ago at 08:58 PM. Reason: Had to removed Re: Frost
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Originally Posted by yuki View Post
What if there are no bitches in heaven? Re: YoJohn


Firstly,

“Johnny!!! You Miserable Son of a Bitch!”
~ Johnny's mum on Johnny

Now let's take a small testimony from Joe Biden.


- Joe Biden Smile


"Hey there! I'm Joe Biden, President of the United States of America, and I'd like to explain to you the history of the word bitch and how it perfectly describes my wife!
The term "bitch" comes from the 1150 word bicche, which was developed from the Old English word bicce. It also may have been derived from the Old Icelandic word bikkja for "female dog."


The phrase "son of a bitch" dates back to its use in Of Arthour & Merlin c. 1330. But none of that matters because my wife is the biggest bitch on the planet!"


Joe Biden's wife - The world's biggest bitch!


"Well, first off, I'd like to say that I'm being honest. My wife is a bitch. The world's bitchy-est bitch. If you'd ever talk to her for more than 20 seconds, you'd know what I'm talking about."
"And, to answer that last bit, it is my personal belief that the only bitch that needs to be covered here is my bitch. She's a much bigger bitch than Sarah Palin, anyway. If you want to read about Sarah Palin, check out "slut" or "Alaska"."

PROOF


"First off, she has been a teacher for more than thirty years! All teachers are bitches! Ask any school kid. They'll tell you....


Oh yeah, more evidence she's a bitch: SHE MARRIED ME!!! What kind of person would marry me? A bitch! I think everybody would agree to that. Even me. And you're an idiot if you think otherwise. Plus, she married me when I was on-the-rebound! That's right! She married me when I was still grieving over the death of my first wife and daughter! Only a bitch would do that! I mean, yeah, I was a young, sexy Senator from Delaware at the time, and no woman could resist my charm, but still!"


- She even held a "Summer Bitch Festival" in Summer 2008 in South Korea to inspire other women to become bitches!


"Did I mention she was a model when I met her? Cause she was! And we all know that models are bitches! Naomi Campbell, anyone? Exactly. My wife throws phones at me all the time."

"By the way, she wanted to give my sons up for adoption when we got married! What a bitch!"

ALSO

"She's the president of the Biden Breast Health Initiative, a non-profit organization which apparently has a goal of preventing me from ever touching another breast! Seriously, she hasn't let me touch hers in more than 20 years! You have no idea how sexually suppressed I am! It's no wonder I'm crazy! Fucking bitch! When we do have sex, it's only on my birthday, and even then, I'm tied up and blindfolded! Don't think it's some kinky David Carradine bondage-type thing, either! I wish it was, but it's not! It's just so I won't be able to touch her... Bitch."



- This is the closest they've gotten without him being blindfolded and handcuffed in 20 years!


"In 1993, I, Snoop Dogg, and Dr. Dre wrote a song called "Bitches Ain't Shit" about my wife! In it, we informed all the kiddies that "Bitches ain't shit but hoes and tricks!" because of how many guys she cheats on me with. When she was a teacher, she had sex with several of the students, both male and female! "Oral exam", my ass! More like cunnilingus!


You ever played Hearts? Well, the queen of spades is referred to as "the bitch". Guess who it is on that card? My wife, Jill!"

Here are some paid testimonials to prove it!

“Yes. Joe Biden's wife is a bitch. You can trust me. I'm black.”


~ Barack Obama


“Would a bitch cheat on her husband with me?! You betcha!”


~ Bill -- NO!! -- Hillary Clinton


"See? Even these people think she's a bitch! And I only had to pay them $40 each to say it!"

"Let me tell you about our home life! First off, the bitch is always yelling at me! Been doing that ever since I was Vice President and I was at home all the time! You know why I was at home all the time, instead of doing my job as Vice President? Because the Vice President doesn't do shit! The only thing the Vice President does is sit and listen to a hundred old people talk about their fucking dog and why it is against healthcare reform! Boring! Hell, I don't even have the right to tell them to shut up! I have to sit there and listen to all of them."

Ok, after that great testimony by Joe Biden let's discuss the results and show the hypothesis.

My alternative hypothesis: Fortunately, there are bitches in heaven!

My null hypothesis: Unfortunately, there are bitches in heaven!

CONCLUSION

It has been revealed that there will be virgins in heaven, are they better than bitches? Definitely not!

Will there be bitches in heaven? Yes.

do the bitches be baddies or fatties?
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Originally Posted by Frost View Post
Are mayonnaise an instrument?

The cool answer:
With math, let's break it down logically:

Definitions:
  • Instrument: A device created or adapted to make musical sounds.
  • Mayonnaise: A thick, creamy dressing made from oil, egg yolks, and vinegar or lemon juice.
Mathematical Approach:

Let's represent these definitions with sets and logical operators.
  • Let M represent the set of all musical instruments.
  • Let Y represent mayonnaise.
Set Membership:

For mayonnaise to be considered an instrument, it must belong to the set M.


Logical Statement:
  • YM if and only if mayonnaise is an instrument.
Verification:

The properties that typically define an instrument include the ability to produce musical notes and the design intention for creating music. Mathematically, we can write:
  • If ProduceSound=True and DesignForMusic=True, then ∈
  • If ProduceSound(Y)=True and DesignForMusic(Y)=True, then YM.
Practical Analysis:
  • ProduceSound(Y): Mayonnaise does not inherently produce musical sounds.
  • DesignForMusic(Y): Mayonnaise is not designed for creating music.

Thus:
  • ProduceSound(Y)=False
  • DesignForMusic(Y)=False




Logical Conclusion:

Since both conditions for YM are not met, we have:
  • Y∈/M

Final Answer:

Mathematically, mayonnaise (Y) does not belong to the set of musical instruments (M), so:
  • Mayonnaise is not an instrument.

Therefore, based on our logical and mathematical analysis:∉⇒Mayonnaise is not an instrument.Y∈/M⇒Mayonnaise is not an instrument.

^ the chatgpt answer, for ethical reasons ofc...


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