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Slap Story!
Hey guys, I'm going to be doing another MS Paint story, except this time about slap. (made one about Darkness a while back, can't be fucked to look through 1300 pages of the Juice rubbish bin)
Will update this thread as I go along, etc...
Invaders can post here to become a part of the awesomeness as well!
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Will update this thread as I go along, etc...
Invaders can post here to become a part of the awesomeness as well!
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PROLOGUE
During the Harlem Renaissance there were once two brothers... Their names were smejkal and pika. The two dudes had a no-homo bond like no other and could not be separated by anything, whether it be a hoe or a high quality chunk of marijuana that could only be smoked by one of them, they always agreed. The brothers lived in a department store on 155th street, owned by their father Lume next to a local strip club owned by the biggest pimp in New York City. There were also constant gang fights between the Pirus and Crips, so the two had to look after one another and keep themselves out of trouble.
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Although the department store was not much of a home, pika and smejkal made due with what they had and accepted their place in society. They added their own unique flair to the store by adding different types of posters representing their style and personality. Both of the guys lived in the same room together, along with Lume, who enjoyed their company.
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(pika on the left, smejkal on the right.)
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Although life seemed sound for the family, a huge change had just recently undergone with Lume. His wife Galard had just abandoned him for another man. Galard was never a happy woman, she always wanted more from Lume, but he just didn't have the time and money for her, since he was always busy running and maintaining the store. One day, she decided she'd go for a walk in Central Park where all the rich people hung out in search of a potential gold-digging. She stumbled upon a rather awesome mansion as she was walking to Central Park on a back road, and decided to go take a look... The property was huge and Galard ultimately decided that she needed to suck some big dick here to get some of that money. She rang the doorbell, which was quickly opened by Lightningkid, a local land lord and entrepeneur who had made millions from distributing his own brand of adult toys all across the world. When he saw Galard, he immediately told her to marry him for all of his awesome possessions and money. He was also carrying a dual-action, 10,000 volt electric dildo in his hand. Galard took the bait.
The after-effect of the divorce was horrible... Lume had been diagnosed with furryanime-brain trauma disease. The disease took a toll on the family, since the medicine Lume needed cost over nine thousand dollars a month and didn't work. The disease turned Lume black, and made him a furry anime-loving freak of nature and society. smejkal and pika then needed to tend for the department store themselves.
During the Harlem Renaissance there were once two brothers... Their names were smejkal and pika. The two dudes had a no-homo bond like no other and could not be separated by anything, whether it be a hoe or a high quality chunk of marijuana that could only be smoked by one of them, they always agreed. The brothers lived in a department store on 155th street, owned by their father Lume next to a local strip club owned by the biggest pimp in New York City. There were also constant gang fights between the Pirus and Crips, so the two had to look after one another and keep themselves out of trouble.
.
.
Although the department store was not much of a home, pika and smejkal made due with what they had and accepted their place in society. They added their own unique flair to the store by adding different types of posters representing their style and personality. Both of the guys lived in the same room together, along with Lume, who enjoyed their company.
.
.
(pika on the left, smejkal on the right.)
.
.
Although life seemed sound for the family, a huge change had just recently undergone with Lume. His wife Galard had just abandoned him for another man. Galard was never a happy woman, she always wanted more from Lume, but he just didn't have the time and money for her, since he was always busy running and maintaining the store. One day, she decided she'd go for a walk in Central Park where all the rich people hung out in search of a potential gold-digging. She stumbled upon a rather awesome mansion as she was walking to Central Park on a back road, and decided to go take a look... The property was huge and Galard ultimately decided that she needed to suck some big dick here to get some of that money. She rang the doorbell, which was quickly opened by Lightningkid, a local land lord and entrepeneur who had made millions from distributing his own brand of adult toys all across the world. When he saw Galard, he immediately told her to marry him for all of his awesome possessions and money. He was also carrying a dual-action, 10,000 volt electric dildo in his hand. Galard took the bait.
The after-effect of the divorce was horrible... Lume had been diagnosed with furryanime-brain trauma disease. The disease took a toll on the family, since the medicine Lume needed cost over nine thousand dollars a month and didn't work. The disease turned Lume black, and made him a furry anime-loving freak of nature and society. smejkal and pika then needed to tend for the department store themselves.
Last edited by pika; Jun 22, 2010 at 03:47 PM.
