And the worst thing is, after two seconds I thought "fuck, it's not even a boom xD" Because every sword ddoes two dms xD. I fail :P But I figured this thread title will lure some people to flame and then see it's a joke. I hope this will increase the number of comments.
Finished, could have got a few more dm's but you did most of the work with the first kick. I'm quite proud of the stomp decap though
EDIT: Added the worst skeet in history.