Malikai bites off Hikari's penis, and throws it at usimm.

It's extremely effective.

Hikari regrows his penis from his dragon ability to regenerate limbs.

He plunges his weapon, which as taken shape as a toothed long sword through Malikai's heart. It is poisoned, and Malikai loses the ability to move.

Malikai loses consciousness.

Hikari blows up the area around him.

inb4usimmownsus.

Maikai flips Hikari off, and goes to butter the mighty usimm up.

usimm eats and kills both of the hero's, but they wake up in some sort of ancient tomb with a hooded man looking over them as their eyes slowly begin to open.
(That's right, i've paired you bitches up)

Malikai, being extremely horny, graphicly rapes Hikari, and asks the hooded man what this place is.

Hikari goes into rage mode, and eliminates Malikai's existence from the world.

Hikari threatens to kill the hooded man if he doesn't let Hikari out.

Malikai goes into a rage aswell, and proceeds to rape the hooded man and Hikari until the truth comes out.