1.Don't Fucking DQ!!!!
2.If you fuck up, it was a missclick.
3.If you fuck up again then “shit my mouse is broken”.
4.If you fuck up yet AGAIN then obviously your ghost lied.
5.God forbid you fuck up yet again then “THE STUPID FUCKING NOOB USED STUPID SHOVEL, BULLSHIT SNAPKICK AND YOUTUBE OPENERS!!!!!”
6.Never apologize for a decap. I don't give a shit if it happened in 10 frames 2 frames 100 frames it doesn't matter. That bitch lost his head.
7.Rank don't mean shit!
8.Win percentage don't mean shit!
9.10th dan blackbelts lose games too so calm your tits. aight
10.If you are going to shovel, make it look good >=)
11.If somebody calls you a noob do not get mad. Someone hurt him as a child forcing him to live a life of hate which makes him feel obligated to call people noobs. This is quite sad. =(
12.If you must flame people keep their mothers out of it. My mother doesn't have shit to do with this, she's off limits. That ain't right man.
13.If you don't like openers then get the fuck out of the fucking public server goddammit!
14.Always ask people to leave before you kick them. Kicking without reason makes people feel bad. =(
15.Part of the skill of wushu is taking the time to make your openers. Learning openers from friends is also acceptable as long as permission is granted.
16.Always fucking come back!!!
17.If you're not gunna comeback then don't you dare be running bitch!
18.If someone asks you to not use openers on them do it provided that they also agree to not use openers... unless you in a GM tourney yo.
19.When in a tourney use all the dirtiest, nastiest, cheapest moves and techniques to win. Sure that makes me a noob without any kind of skill but shit, I still won and I'm the one walking away the the prize so... what that make you? Shit (however always fallow rules 16 and 17)
20.I don't give a shit if it was a good game or not, fucking say GG.
21.If you win allow the loser to initiate the “gg”. He may be to upset to accept it.
22.Google translate is your friend.
23.Wrist DQ is bullshit.
24.In wushu, use those wrists. They are ideal for slow accurate comebacks.
25.Protect your fucking head.
26.Random ass shit happens in Toribash.
27.Players from south America are the nastiest, slimiest, most hypocritical scum. There are a select few that are actually nice.
28.The Russians and the south Americans completely screwed the ranking system.
29.Belt doesn't mean shit!
30.No DM, No Fun. =(
31.lenshu3 is not aikido. Don't be trying to force your opponent to dq
32.Never ask if somebody bought QI cause it straight makes em feel bad.
33.Don't be a bitch and try to force DQ dismembered body parts. Unless you're in a tourney(refer to rule 19.)
34.If you get pissed just remember: Toribash don't mean shit. Just a stupid, insignificant MMO. So... whatever.
35.If someone laughs at you and calls you a noob refer the rule 34. At this point you can laugh back at him and inform him that the true humor of the situation is that he thinks his comments offend you. THAT'S FUCKIN HYSTERICAL!!!
36. YoMama jokes are hilarious!
37. READ THE FUCKING THREAD!!!
38. If someone asks you how much tc you have always say "Zero" no matter how much you have cause god knows they tryin to scam you out of it.
39. Lamplord R duh nub!!! sumbooody tech Ramprord howr do pray torbass.
40. The following is a tip from zayex "if you ever act like an idiot and get banned, the staff are all evil power amusers". Now I'm not quite sure what it means to "amuse" power but shit they be all up and amusing that power. godamn power amusers.
41. Prepare yourself to lose to white-orange belts because when you do they gunna make DAMN sure you never forget it. "I WON!!!! WOOOOOH I CANT BELIEVE I WON!!! OMG I BEAT A BLACK BELT WOOOOH!"
42.Watchu calling him a noob for? You sucked too at one point so...what you think that make you better then him? Cause if you calling him the noob then that probably makes you the noob at life. This "noob" probably got a PHD in psychology and an attractive women in each arm. What that make you?... you ain't shit!
43. all white belts are alts. EVERY FUCKING WHITE BELT!!!!!
44. Don't bring a goddamn alt into a tourney. That shit don't make sense.
45.If you ever say Bad Game or BG ManlyPatato will find you and eat your fucking soul. DON'T FUCKING SAY BG!!! (please refer to rule 20 ^_^)
46.Noob claps are not nooby. If you with a game with an initial noob clap then you dah shit son.
47. Never spar or parkour with a laptop. You WILL ping
48. If you plan on playing in a betting server then you better plan on paying 1,000tc. Otherwise there ain't a goddamn chance you are gunna play.
49. Never use the same relax and force color. That looks fucking stupid.
50. NO GANGNAM STYLE GODAMNIT!
51. All globals are traps. respond to a global and say goodbye to all your TC and personal time.
52. You just can't make a bet server without a global. It simply cannot be done. Believe me!! I'm serious. You really can't do that shit it doesn't work.
53. There are no legendary players. Nobody is invincible. All those guys people get bent out of shape over are nothing special. Even nomechy is vincible. Play them with confidence. it's not like they have a an extra joint that makes them super powerful. You have 20 joints and they have 20 joints. Use them.
54. At least a quarter of the shit that goes down in Toribash is luck. Don't let anyone tell you otherwise. Half of the good shit that happens in TB is not planned, it just kinda happens.
55. Always fucking love nomechy. LOVE ME!!!!.

1. No Cojida DQ!!
2. Si joder, era un missclick.
3. Si joder otra vez y luego "mierda mi ratѓn estс roto".
4. Si joder una vez mсs y luego, obviamente, su fantasma mentido.
5. Dios no lo quiera follarte hasta entonces una vez mсs "THE NOOB estњpido USADOS PALA ESTкPIDO, BULLSHIT SNAPKICK y porteros YOUTUBE!!!"
6. Nunca se disculpe por un decap. Me importa una mierda si ocurriѓ en 10 marcos de 2 marcos 100 marcos no importa. Esa perra perdiѓ la cabeza.
7. Posiciѓn no significan una mierda!
8. Gana porcentaje no significan una mierda!
9. 10a cintas negras dan perder demasiados juegos para calmar sus tetas. aight
10. Si usted va a una pala, que se vea bien> =)
11. Si alguien te pide un novato no te enojes. Alguien le dolэa como un niёo lo que le obligѓ a vivir una vida de odio que le hace sentirse obligado a llamar noobs personas. Esto es muy triste. = (
12. Si usted tiene que mantener la gente llama a su madre fuera de щl. Mi madre no tiene una mierda que ver con esto, ella estс fuera de lэmites. Ese no es el hombre adecuado.
13. Si no te gusta abridores entonces lсrgate del servidor pњblico maldita maldita sea!
14. Siempre pregunte a la gente a salir antes de echarlos. Patadas sin razѓn hace que la gente se sienta mal. = (
15. Parte de la habilidad de wushu es tomarse el tiempo para hacer sus abridores. Aprender abridores de los amigos tambiщn es aceptable siempre y cuando se concede el permiso.
16. Siempre jodiendo volver!
17. Si no estсs gunna regreso luego no te atrevas a correr puta!
18. Si alguien le pide que no use abridores en ellos se estipulaba que ellos tambiщn se compromete a no utilizar abridores ... a menos que en un torneo GM yo.
19. Cuando en un torneo de utilizar todos los mсs sucios, repugnantes, se mueve mсs baratos y tщcnicas para ganar. Claro que me hace un novato sin ningњn tipo de habilidad, pero mierda, todavэa me ganѓ y yo soy el que alejaba el premio asэ que ... lo que usted hace? Shit (sin embargo siempre las reglas de barbecho 16 y 17)
20. Me importa una mierda si era un buen juego o no, joder GG opiniѓn.
21. Si ganas permitir el perdedor para iniciar el "gg". Щl puede ser muy molesto para aceptarlo.
22. Traductor Google es tu amigo.
23. Muёeca DQ es una mierda.
24. En wushu, utilice esas muёecas. Son ideales para las lentas recuperaciones precisas.
25. Protege tu maldita cabeza.
26. Mierda culo aleatorio que ocurre en Toribash.
27. Los jugadores de Amщrica del Sur son mсs asqueroso, slimiest, escoria mсs hipѓcrita. Hay unos pocos que son realmente agradable.
28. Los rusos y los americanos del sur completamente atornillado el sistema de ranking.
29. Correa no significa una mierda!
30. No DM, no es divertido. = (
31. lenshu3 no es aikido. No se trata de forzar a su oponente a dq
32. Nunca pregunte si alguien comprѓ QI porque es regla estщ em siento mal.
33. No seas una perra y tratan de forzar DQ desmembrado partes del cuerpo. A menos que estщs en un torneo (vщase el artэculo 19).
34. Si te molesta sѓlo recuerda: Toribash no vale una mierda. Sѓlo un MMO estњpida, insignificante. Asэ que ... lo que sea.
35. Si alguien se rэe de ti y te llama un noob remitir el artэculo 34. En este punto usted puede reэr de nuevo hacia щl y le informarс de que el verdadero humor de la situaciѓn es que щl piensa que sus comentarios ofenderte. que es jodidamente hystarical!
36. YoMama chistes son divertidos!
37. LEA EL HILO DE MIERDA!
38. Si alguien te pregunta cuсnto tc que siempre dicen "Zero", no importa lo mucho que tiene la causa de Dios sabe que tratando de estafar a usted fuera de щl.
39. Lamplord R duh nub! sumbooody tecnologэa Ramprord howr hacer torbass orar.
40. La siguiente es una punta de zayex "si alguna vez actuar como un idiota y baneado, el personal son todos amusers poder maligno". Ahora no estoy muy seguro de lo que significa "divertirse" poder pero mierda que sea todo y divertido ese poder. amusers godamn potencia.
41. Prepсrate para perder a blanco-naranja cinturones porque cuando haces que gunna hacer absolutamente seguro de que nunca lo olvidarщ. "ЁGanщ!! WOOOOOH NO PUEDO creer que haya ganado! OMG I GOLPE A Wooooh CINTURON NEGRO!"
42. Watchu llamсndolo para un novato? Se aspira tambiщn a un punto asэ que ... Пquщ crees que te hacen mejor que щl? Porque si lo llamaba el novato entonces que probablemente hace que el novato en la vida. Este "noob" probablemente tiene un doctorado en psicologэa y una mujer atractiva en cada brazo. Lo que usted hace? ... no es una mierda!
43. todos los cinturones blancos son alts. CADA PUTO BLANCO CORREA!!
44. No traiga una maldita alt en un torneo. Esa mierda no tiene sentido.
45. Si alguna vez digo mal juego o BG ManlyPatato va a encontrar y comer su alma maldita. NO DICEN MIERDA BG! (Por favor referirse a la regla 20 ^ _ ^)
46. Noob aplausos no son nooby. Si con un juego con un aplauso inicial novato entonces dah hijo mierda.
47. Siempre jodiendo nomechy amor. LOVE ME!