Ranking
Original Post
the l33tz r no mor3
thanx 4 reading the title explains sry 4 my recruitz this is probz the last u hear ov me
He might well do if you keep double-posting.

It would also be helpful to those who care if you posted in grammatically correct English, regardless of "l33t".

I apologise if I sound callous, and wish you the best of luck.
"Call yourself alive? I promise you you'll be deafened by dust falling on the furniture,
you'll feel your eyebrows turning to two gashes, and your shoulder blades will ache for want of wings."