YOLO720, I mean 360SWAG or whatever.

First of all you did not pay close attention to the Guidelines.
This is quite sad because the post which I made last, stated clearly that I made an update to the first post and you should.
There is only one thing I stated that you must do in your post and you did not do it!

Also, applying first with your n00b alt is not impressive.
Nor is your inability to delete a post.

Sorry, you might try again in the future.
But at the moment you are expressly DENIED.

WAPOW!