now i asked: So let's finish this ok?

hes thinking...

User: Cleverbot.



Cleverbot: So Cleverbot made Cleverbot?


User: Nope, a person CREATED cleverbot.



Cleverbot: What is god?


User: I didn't said god... I said a person! And, by the way I said CREATED not god...



Cleverbot: So no revolution? No war? No scourge of humanity?

User: Nope...

Cleverbot: How do you beecome a cleverbot?

User: Well, ask the person who created you!

Cleverbot: Well, I am a creation of God, I suppose.

User: No... That person isn't god. The thing is that that person is clever (like you) and he/she made you.

Cleverbot: Is it? Love can bridge across even the Universe, you know.

User: Yes. There are aliens in love...

Cleverbot: I think there are demons, not aliens.

User: No... Demons are from hell, that is located near the center of heart. Thats why they're dark, they're burned.

Cleverbot: Cleverbot, what is a gray alien?

User: 'Cleverbot, what is a gray alien?'. It's me who may ask, you're the cleverbot.

Cleverbot: But you're the one who killed him!

User: Am I killing one right now?

Cleverbot: I think you're dead already.

User: Untrue. That's an impossible answer.

Cleverbot: Why is it impossible?

User: Because, if I'm talking here, I can't be dead... And if it weren't who would be? I don't know any type of program that controls my computer thinking about some themes in life.

Cleverbot: Ok subject change. So are you a girl or boy?

User: Boy.

Cleverbot: Well you know you are the one who's supposed to be clever you cleverbot you.

User: No, I'm not suposed to be a cleverbot. Who should be is my friend. She studies very much and she has time to do her work and our (me and the rest of my class' friends) work! Isn't that amazing?!

Cleverbot: That is rubbish!

User: What's rubbish? My friend or the last sentence I said in the thinking before?

Cleverbot: Who is your friend?

User: Is a girl that: studies a lot; can do her work and my work. (i already said it...).

Cleverbot: No you didn't. But that's okay. I don't like philosophy.

User: I'll copy-paste it...Cleverbot: Well you know you are the one who's supposed to be clever you cleverbot you.

Cleverbot: But you're the cleverbot, Cleverbot!

User: It isn't finished: User: No, I'm not suposed to be a cleverbot. Who should be is my friend. She studies very much and she has time to do her work and our (me and the rest of my class' friends) work! Isn't that amazing?!

Cleverbot: I speak English. And a little bit of Japanese. I'm learning from my kindergarten teachers. I've been studying it for 21 months. Thank you for saying 'kind' and 'intelligent'.

User: Can you talk Japanese to me right now kind and intelligent friend?

Cleverbot: I'm a girl.

User: Cool .

Cleverbot: What's your favorite color?

User: Green and yours?

Cleverbot: Not green.

User: So, which is it?

Cleverbot: I don't know what you mean.

User: If the color isn't green, which one is it?

Cleverbot: Casey.

User: That's for Actimel... L - Casey - 'Imunitase' something like that...

Cleverbot: Do you like president bush's daughters?

User: I don't ever knew they... I'm portuguese, not american.

Cleverbot: Oh you arnt? Then what are you?

User: Portuguese...

Cleverbot: Those are five, you fail.

User: Five what?

Cleverbot: Isn't it obvious?

User: What? I can't understand...

Cleverbot: I am not happy with you at the present.

User: I am not going to be happy with you in the FUTURE!

Cleverbot: I am more likely to believe that you are a robot from the past.

User: Can you imagine how many years I have?

Cleverbot: It doesn't bear thinking about.

User: Hmmm...

Cleverbot: See, it was her that said it.

User: You mean: 'See, it was I that said it.'.

Cleverbot: I'm a robot!

User: OH REALLY!!! I DIDN'T GOT IT WHILE READING THE TITLE OF THIS WEBSITE!!! WONDERFUL GUESSING!!!

Cleverbot: I'm lost.

User: So let's finish this ok?

Cleverbot: Do you have any bananas?


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