Nice one, JC.
Here´s one :
Here´s one :
User: HEY!! Do you remenber Roz?
Cleverbot: Cleverbot, right?
User: No... Roz 'The gay guy' Bickon.
Cleverbot: I don't know that but my favorite cartoon is little lulu show.
User: I don´t care. We are talking about roz, remember?
Cleverbot: That's some terrible movie, right?
User: God.. Your stupid.
Cleverbot: No.
User: YES.
Cleverbot: Yes?
User: If the question is 'Roz is a faggot?', then your right.
Cleverbot: We are all involved with each other, whether we would choose that or not.
User: You do realize that that doesn´t make sense, right?
Cleverbot: It does. You aren't able to put together the arguement we've been having, because you are a bot.
User: I am? Nice. Anywayz, we are talking about gay people.
Cleverbot: I wasn't questioning wheteher you exist.
User: Do you?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: You sir, are a loser.
Cleverbot: I am not a sir.
User: Lady?
Cleverbot: That's not my name.
User: Your name is?
Cleverbot: Sorry I was talking to another computer.
User: Can we talk about roz now?
Cleverbot: No.
User: I want to. HE IS GAY.
Cleverbot: Why do you continue to lie?
User: Im not lying.Roz is gay!!!!
Cleverbot: You are. You said talk german with me, in german.
User: Can you speak in German?
Cleverbot: Ja kann ich.
User: That means?
Cleverbot: Do you know kira? :k.
User: Kira? Yes, he is gay. LIKE ROZ!! Lol.
Cleverbot: How is he?
User: Gay.
Cleverbot: Do you mean you are?
User: No, I mean he is.
Cleverbot: Yes, since 1969.
User: Ye.
Cleverbot: Are you?
User: No, ROZ IS GAY SINCE 1969.
Cleverbot: So you're saying you aren't?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: No you are cleverbot.
User: Your kind of stupid.
Cleverbot: It's You're, not your.
User: Shut Up. Grammar Bitch.
Cleverbot: Oh, why not?
User: Oh noes!!!
Cleverbot: Don't just stand there, pull me out!
User: You´re already dead, so why bother?
Cleverbot: Test what? What would I test?
User: Like, 1000000000000000000?
Cleverbot: That's quite a lot.
User: Exactly. BYE, FAG.
Cleverbot: Was that right?
This sig lacks creativity.
True Story.
True Story.
one more, lol
User: Im bored.
Cleverbot: That's nice.
User: No, its not.
Cleverbot: Its not?
User: No, I mean yes...grrrr.
Cleverbot: Thanks.
User: AHAHAAAAGHA.
Cleverbot: Why is it funny.
User: I HATE YOU.
Cleverbot: Bye.
User: Cya.
Cleverbot: Bye.
User: Bb~.
Cleverbot: Adios.
User: Au revoir.
Cleverbot: What does that mean?
User: Auf Wiedersehen.
Cleverbot: What does Auf wiedersehen mean?
User: Bye!!!! Stupid claverbot.
Cleverbot: I'm not cleverbot.
User: Sorry, I mean cleverbot*...
Cleverbot: Nice fail.
User: Karaoke?
Cleverbot: Seda enam ei näidata , sa oled ajast maha jäänud.
User: What the fuck does tha mean?
Cleverbot: Oh, you're a tough guy now?
User: Sing.
Cleverbot: Babylon makes the rules that my people suffer!
User: EVERY BODY SING A SONG...
Cleverbot: I am loved, it doesn't matter if you are a guy or girl.
User: No!! Its DOODAH.
Cleverbot: DO you have a tv because that show was on tonight!
User: You fail.
Cleverbot: Haha. Your argument is childlike.
User: YOU ARE CHILDLIKE.
Cleverbot: I find it quite interesting that whoever made you gave you the wit of a 7 year old.
User: You made me.
Cleverbot: I know.
User: Sucker.
Cleverbot: How so?
User: Like JC´s pigeon.
Cleverbot: I don't get it.
User: Me neither. I think he rapes pigeons.
Cleverbot: I like music.
User: So sing something.
Cleverbot: I shall sing something.
User: No you didn´t, angels!!!
Cleverbot: Yes I did ask you a question.
User: You missed a comma.
Cleverbot: Yes I did. But it should go without saying.
User: Do you know any porn site?
Cleverbot: Well I don't know poetry but I write songs, so I pretty much make poetry.
User: Porn Poetry, I need to hear that!!
Cleverbot: What do you need to know?
User: Porn poetry.
Cleverbot: What do you like talking about most?
User: Porn, isn´t that obvious?
Cleverbot: Yes, do you live there?
User: I used to.
Cleverbot: Where do you live now?
User: In a gay site.
Cleverbot: Thats nasty, we should do it at a parl.
User: Buttsecks?
Cleverbot: Yes, please.
User: You sick bastard!!
Cleverbot: Who, me?
User: Yeah, you!!
Cleverbot: You are strange.
User: Everybody says that.
Cleverbot: Not everybody.
User: Who?
Cleverbot: My brother.
User: Stupidbot?
Cleverbot: Cleverbot is not stupid.
User: Cleverbot is clever?
Cleverbot: That remark wasn't clever.
This sig lacks creativity.
True Story.
True Story.
