I bet you clean your ears with a toothpick
I bet you help cars cross the street
I bet you wear socks as gloves
I bet you open your e-mails with a knife
I bet you dropkick 6th graders in pro wrestling
I bet you moonwalk forwards
I bet you put a spoon in your toaster
I bet you pour yogurt in a glass and drink it like water
I bet you attempt to smoke crunched up smarties