IT TOOK ME A WHILE, BUT I MANAGED TO READ BETWEEN THE LINES EVENTUALLY

WELL YOU DID ANSWER THE PM A COUPLE OF DAYS BEFORE RECOGNIZING THE "PLS ANSWER THE PM" POST, SO IT'S K

That was an awfully complex way of telling someone you've messaged them o__o

Well, it didn't not work, now did it?

The notifications bit isn't particularly noticeable, so a lot of time tends to pass between me receiving a message, and realising I've been sent a message.

I read that as "I ignore PMs"

What kind of monster would do this to his fellow man?

Too bad it tells people its a non-Steam game

"It gets bigger when I pull on it"

"Hmm!"