Toribash
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[Death Plague] Jokes and Funny things thread
I thought we needed one of these so we can laugh a bit more
Rules: No useless posts
Please always post a funny thing in your post.

So, I'll start off with a funny picture.

Last edited by ynvaser; Mar 8, 2012 at 04:29 AM.
"I can't hear you over the sound of how awesome I am"[Death Plague] "Light the fuses, BITCHES!"
oh >.> well thats ummm disturbing :/
friends are cool, but neopets are better.
xD Please post always funny thing in your post.
"I can't hear you over the sound of how awesome I am"[Death Plague] "Light the fuses, BITCHES!"
Good posts , I laughed so hard at Xs avatar.
"I can't hear you over the sound of how awesome I am"[Death Plague] "Light the fuses, BITCHES!"
Not 18? It's cool, I know the Song of Time.

Are you a Hitmonlee cause your body is kickin'.

You remind me of Deoxys, you're out of this world.
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pokemon and zelda pick up lines :P
Last edited by thehawk; Jun 29, 2011 at 04:27 PM. Reason: <24 hour edit/bump
friends are cool, but neopets are better.
Good jokes, except the first one.


Things Not To Say During Childbirth....

-- Gosh, you're lucky. I sure wish men could experience the miracle of childbirth.

-- Do you think the baby will come before Monday Night Football starts?

-- I hope your ready. The Glamour Shot photographer will be here in fifteen minutes.

-- If you think this hurts, I should tell you about the time I twisted my ankle playing basketball.

-- That was the kids on the phone. Did you have anything planned for dinner?

-- When you lay on your back, you look like a python that swallowed a wild boar.

-- You don't need an epidural. Just relax and enjoy the moment.

-- This whole experience kind of reminds me of an episode from I Love Lucy.

-- Oops! Which cord was I supposed to cut?

-- Stop your swearing and just breathe.

-- Remember what we learned in Lamaze class! HEE HEE HOO HOO. You're not using the right words.

-- Your stomach still looks like there's another one in there.
"I can't hear you over the sound of how awesome I am"[Death Plague] "Light the fuses, BITCHES!"
It was the happiest day of my life. I arrived at church, my wife was waiting at the alter. I walked up the aisle. I kissed her on the cheek and smilied. Then I closed the FUCKING LID

He he he.