Originally Posted by aintlust
Who's the shitposter now science? YEAAAAH
eyy watchu want?
Im the real shitposter here
I am fucking good at shitposting
I spent a year in this game, just to shitpost
You fkin slut, no one can beat me in the art of shitposting
You may have more infractions, but fuck those.
I dont need alot of infractions just to be a real shitposter.
Who the hell cares about your alt lust?
It doesnt mean that you're a good shitposter, just because you have alts.
A true shitposter knows how to create one-word-posts
And do you see this post?
Do you fkin see this post?
Fkin open your eye cuz
THIS IS A ONE-WORD-POST
I LITERALLY POSTED A POST WITH ONE FKIN WORD
THIS IS A FKIN SHIT POST
I MIGHT GET PERMA-BANNED BECAUSE OF THIS!
THIS IS A REAL-SHITPOST
YOU SON OF A QUALITY-POSTER!
I AM THE REAL SHITPOSTER OF THIS FORUM!
I AM THE SHITTIEST SHIT SHIT SHITPOSTER HERE
THEY EVEN CALL ME "JULIAN, THE GAWD OF THE SHITPOSTS"
FUCK YOU. FUCK ME. FUCK THIS ORG. FUCK THE CAPS LOCK BUTTON. FUCK THIS FORUM. FUCK THIS GAME. FUCK LIFE. FUCK THE AFTERLIFE. FUCK THE AFTER-AFTER LIFE. FUCK THE AFTER-AFTER-AFTER LIFE AND BEYOND.
Hi. This is a true shitpost. You female dog...
Weirdest Tori in Toribash
<Diuwaybuns> Toribash is unprotected sex
<Diuwaybuns> Toribash is unprotected sex
Diuwaybuns it's because i fangirl over you <3
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You actually call your posts shitposts? Hell. If they're shitposts what are my posts then? Very Shit Posts?
You actually take time to make shit in your post? ew
You're like a dog, you don't make shitposts but you shit on posts
You're not passionate at shitposting you're exerting effort into your shitposts.
Shitposts are supposed to be effortless.
Yet you
You disgust me
Calling yourself a shitposter
Your posts aren't near shit
On a scale to one out of ten on how not shitty your post is,
I would rate you 7
The maximum required score to be a shitposter is 4
Yes you are the shittiest piece of shit i have ever met
I agree on that
But your posts arent
They're like me
Super quality
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You actually call your posts shitposts? Hell. If they're shitposts what are my posts then? Very Shit Posts?
You actually take time to make shit in your post? ew
You're like a dog, you don't make shitposts but you shit on posts
You're not passionate at shitposting you're exerting effort into your shitposts.
Shitposts are supposed to be effortless.
Yet you
You disgust me
Calling yourself a shitposter
Your posts aren't near shit
On a scale to one out of ten on how not shitty your post is,
I would rate you 7
The maximum required score to be a shitposter is 4
Yes you are the shittiest piece of shit i have ever met
I agree on that
But your posts arent
They're like me
Super quality
