Ban the user above you with a stupid reason!
(bans are not real, this is just a wibbles-like thread)
Example:

Yoyo: Banning game blah blah blah...

Ghost: I ban you because youre a senior member and im not

Fardar: I ban you because you have my mod powers

Ryan: Banned for being jealous.

Meunster. I ban you because you banned fardar for being jealus.

...

And so on.

So, start banning!