Bacon Ranch Chicken Sandwich
AIGHT
this is your good shit fam
get ready for this sandwich man
recipe so good like goddamn
so first up youll need your bread, preferably white
you'll also need some ingredients cause this shit aint light
get out your chicken and bacon because heres where its technical
these are what will make your sandwich yummy and delectable
it shouldnt be too much, but just around a pound
you might even have leftovers, how does that sound?
take your chicken, make sure you tenderize your meat
without doing so it'll be a little tough to eat
rub that shit with olive oil, if youd like to
its not necessary, but its a good choice too
i recommend you rub some salt and pepper with it
it might taste bland, without the seasoning it aint lit
Take your olive oil, and get that shit ready
Pour some in a pan on medium heat, now heres where you gotta get steady
cook the chicken breasts until theyre cooked on the outline
when theyre getting opaque on the edges is when its a good sign
flip that shit, and cover the pan for another ten minutes
after thats over they should reach near their limits
turn the stove off, let them sit for three hundred seconds
dont cut them beforehand, lets not get too reckless
during this session, get another pan and make sure its cold
not like super cold, just dont heat it like youre told
put your bacon on the pan
now listen here's the plan
cook that shit on low, no need to reach the high-land
soon the fat is gonna come off
dont mind it dude its natural, its good for it to be aloft
when the bacon starts to curl, flatten that shit with a tong
turn them on their sides, i promise it wont take too long
keep doing so until you see it browning
that shit its your judgement, so dont start pouting
pour out your grease, make sure youre a good maintainer
turn the burner off and pour it into a safe container
take the bacon out, unless you dont like it loose and flappy
just know when its cooling, itll get stiffer, and you might not be happy
let them drain on a paper towel, dont want to get it on your countertops
dont let it drip either or you'll be using mops
cut your chicken in pieces, and make sure you do it carefully
put them on the same plate with the bacon, make sure you do it dutifully
start lightly toastin the bread, but dont get too dicey
we just wanna make where its gonna brown nicely
put your chicken chicken on the bottom one,
get your lettuce, and tomato son
put your ingredients on it in that order, but dont stop, cause we aint done
lift your top piece, put your drained bacon on the tomato
you can weave it if youd like, but make remember to be healthy bro
get some ranch and pour that shit on the bacon smoothly
dont make it messy, dont wanna do it crudely
those are the essentials, but here's some additions
put some onion and BBQ on that, to me its delicious
some people put cheese on it, but to me its too cheesy
maybe just a sprinkle if youre feeling that easy
uh, and thats it, its the Bacon Ranch Chicken Sandwich
you mightve had it before,
my dad would make it for me, in the distant days,
in the days yore
yeah sure, its served in your local restaurant
call it unoriginal, say what you want
i wont be salty, and i right now i'll be blunt
its meant to be nonchalant
i dont mean to taunt ya
dont mean to daunt ya
cmon bois this is sad, brah
start makin your shit like i did this rap: raw
*drops mic*
