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(Lemur) The Church of the Holy Lemur


Welcome to The Church of the Holy Lemur!
Please no Flash Photography. It can scare both the members and the Holy One. Thank you


What does The Church do?
We simply worship the Holy one and constantly beg for his forgiveness so we can be spared from the Great Catastrophe.
We spread the word of the Holy One by slaughtering heretics in things like wars, and by "peacefully" recruiting new members into our flock.




The Holy One's Commandments
1. Thou shalt not be a dick, be nice to your fellow humans no matter how heretical they are.
2. Thou shalt not break the Global Rules. They may not be directly made by the Holy One, but He controls all so those rules were allowed into being by Him, please follow them.
3. Thou shalt spread the teachings of The Church every opportunity thou gets.
4. Thou shalt constantly try to improve oneself with the goal of being even a 1/10000000th as great as the Holy One.


Discord
https://discord.gg/KuZhvSX
Last edited by Seth; Feb 26, 2020 at 02:29 AM.
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