WAKE UP, SHEEPLE! YOU THINK THE DECLINE OF TORIBASH IS JUST COINCIDENCE? NO WAY, IT'S CHEMICALS IN THE AIR, MAN! THEY'RE RELEASING SOME KIND OF GAS THAT'S MAKING PEOPLE LOSE INTEREST IN THE GAME. I'VE SEEN IT WITH MY OWN EYES, PEOPLE WALKING DOWN THE STREET, LOOKING AT THEIR PHONES LIKE ZOMBIES. AND AS FOR HAMPA, I KNOW THE TRUTH. HE WAS KIDNAPPED BY THE GOVERNMENT AND REPLACED WITH A ROBOT DEVELOPER. THAT'S WHY TORIBASH NEXT IS SUCH A PIECE OF JUNK.