I don't think this can count as a record, as it would be so easy to dismember Uke on the last frame. For example, you could just do exactly the same thing as you've just done, but with 499 matchframes.
"Call yourself alive? I promise you you'll be deafened by dust falling on the furniture,
you'll feel your eyebrows turning to two gashes, and your shoulder blades will ache for want of wings."