The Ballad of Voltz93
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[58:46] Voltz93 I have 1 final message.
[58:57] Voltz93 This message better get thru to everyones thick skull too.
[59:10] Voltz93 Are you ready?
[59:17] Thorn nobody cares
[59:56] Voltz93 <Vooal> All i got to say is, you will never see destinypower, the fake him. I hate tht fucking ego of mine, I don't know why i even started that shit in the first place. I created voltz93 and voltz94 to start over. But voltz94 was a fuckup, so i just made voltz93 as my final resting place. If i lost it, i wasn't going to make no more alts at all. But now, i don't even know if i can trust
[00:04] Voltz93 making a new account and buying a booster on it.. I was buying a booster on voltz93 just to earn tc. My mission was to be myself, be the person i never been while plying toribash, be robert miner. a 17 year old kid.. But you guys blew the chance i had.... i give up seriously. DESTINYPOWER IS OFFICALLY LOST AND FORGOTTEN, YOU BRING HIM UP ILL JUST C/P THIS. THIS IS THE FINAL RESTING OF DPs
[00:04] Voltz93 STUPID FUCKED UP EGO ASS.
[00:18] Thorn tldr
[00:22] Thorn sounds stupid though
[00:23] Voltz93 so don't say shit about destinypower no fucking more.
[00:27] Voltz93 I'm done being that bitch ass account
[00:33] Voltz93 i hope someone deletes that shitty account
[00:34] Voltz93 i want it permantly gone
[00:39] Voltz93 permantly whipped out of existence
[00:47] Voltz93 I am robert miner now, the true real me
[00:54] Voltz93 now give back my fucking account;
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[07:13] Voltz93 Just love how fish is stuck in the past
[07:20] Voltz93 you ass holes don't get anything into your fucked up skulls.
[09:15] Voltz93 Inmature kids with the lack of social skills. Stuck playing a game and fucking around with someone WHO CAN destory toribash within seconds. You don't know the real me, I got banned 23 times for paypal fraud, I got banned off mpgh for hacking into their ACP and shutting down the site with a big "Optic fucked you ll". I been perm hard drive iped from TONS of sites for poverlizing their community.
[09:17] Voltz93 Reason i never touched toribash, i like toribash. But you fuck heads are pushing your luck...........
[09:19] Voltz93 good fucking day.
[09:23] |<-- Voltz93 has left irc.toribash.com (Quit: push your luck c what happens)
Since you're calling us the "inmature kids", I figure I'll go treat this post in the same fashion as your grade 4 English teacher would. Typos are highlighted in orange, and I will provide helpful hints on how to write a better death threat in red.
[58:46] Voltz93 I have 1 final message.
[58:57] Voltz93 This message better get thru to everyones thick skull too.
[59:10] Voltz93 Are you ready?
Of course.
[59:56] Voltz93 <Vooal> All i got to say is, you will never see destinypower, the fake him. I hate tht fucking ego of mine, I don't know why i even started that shit in the first place. I created voltz93 and voltz94 to start over. But voltz94 was a fuckup, so i just made voltz93 as my final resting place. If [COLOR="orange"][B]i lost it, i wasn't going to make no more alts at all. But now, [COLOR="orange"][B]i don't even know if i can trust
Well, we're seeing the destinypower we came to know and love in full fashion right here today. And it seems that making alts is a past time of yours. Probably easier than trying to actually build a respectable reputation for yourself, huh.
[00:04] Voltz93 making a new account and buying a booster on it.. I was buying a booster on voltz93 just to earn tc. My mission was to be myself, be the person i never been while plying toribash, be robert miner. a 17 year old kid.. But you guys blew the chance i had.... i give up seriously. DESTINYPOWER IS OFFICALLY LOST AND FORGOTTEN, YOU BRING HIM UP ILL JUST C/P THIS. THIS IS THE FINAL RESTING OF DPs
[00:04] Voltz93 STUPID FUCKED UP EGO ASS.
I stopped marking typos and grammatical errors after this point, as it's getting too tedious for me to continue. But I appreciate your classy venture into the pornographic arts. The final resting place of Double Penetration's fucked up ass? Hot.
Back to the marking, how can you be yourself and be the person you've never been at the same time? Why did you give your alias an alias? You're losing the audience's attention by leaving plot holes like this. I think you've been watching Fight Club too much for your own health.
And I've never heard of someone "giving up" by running into a public place and screaming that their past was in the past, before. Or asking to not bring it up, using the same method. If you really wanted to help us forget the past, why wouldn't you just do the logical thing and not show up?
[00:23] Voltz93 so don't say shit about destinypower no fucking more.
[00:27] Voltz93 I'm done being that bitch ass account
Insulting your past won't fix it, again. Why not try to start fresh without the aliases and hilariously faked superiority complex?
[00:33] Voltz93 i hope someone deletes that shitty account
[00:34] Voltz93 i want it permantly gone
[00:39] Voltz93 permantly whipped out of existence
No problem there!
[00:47] Voltz93 I am robert miner now, the true real me
Didn't you just say it wasn't the real you?
[00:54] Voltz93 now give back my fucking account;
Didn't you just say we'd never see it again? Like, two lines ago?
[07:13] Voltz93 Just love how fish is stuck in the past
You brought it up. Contradictions, people!
[07:20] Voltz93 you ass holes don't get anything into your fucked up skulls.
[09:15] Voltz93 Inmature kids with the lack of social skills. Stuck playing a game and fucking around with someone WHO CAN destory toribash within seconds. You don't know the real me, I got banned 23 times for paypal fraud, I got banned off mpgh for hacking into their ACP and shutting down the site with a big "Optic fucked you ll". I been perm hard drive iped from TONS of sites for poverlizing their community.
I'm not sure why you consider yourself stuck here, since we have zero obligation to keep you here for any reason. And, again, didn't you say you were trying to play the part of the person you've never been able to be? So far, all you've managed to do is tell us that you've been caught for being stupid in the past over and over. Including here. ...And that you want your account back. I'm going to assume you want it back for your good behavior.
IP addresses aren't saved on the hard drive, and they also aren't permanent. Maybe you'd know that if you knew how proxies worked.
Furthermore, calling us "inmature" and saying our skulls are "fucked up" is offensive to the members of our community who've had to deal with the tragedies of the cerebrum. Luckily, we won't sue for defamation, as this is simply an exercise to help you with your internet skills.
[09:17] Voltz93 Reason i never touched toribash, i like toribash. But you fuck heads are pushing your luck...........
How many times have you threatened to destroy Toribash today alone?
[09:19] Voltz93 good fucking day.
[09:23] |<-- Voltz93 has left irc.toribash.com (Quit: push your luck c what happens)
I'd like to quote one humbled IRC user, "Thorn" here. With permission.
[24:54] <Thorn> who caaaaaares
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He then returned to deliver one more "final" message. Here's the addendum!
[22:25] CiaoTime Hi, Voltz
[22:27] Voltz93 Last fucking message to you cunts, RIP TORIBASH. 72 hours you will be shut down permantly, i will make sure i shove a virus up your ass so fast, you won't get out of this.
[22:36] Voltz93 Either get lucky, or il see you in helll
[22:40] |<-- Voltz93 has left irc.toribash.com (Quit: 72 hours starting now)
I'm not sure if you're trying to ask for pity, forgiveness, us to be scared, or a baptism.
And what's with all this talk about asses and cunts? It makes you sound like you're compensating for your sexual deprivation.
But wait, there's more! He came back for a third "one last message"!
[23:52] -->| Voltz93 ([email protected]) has joined #toribash
[23:54] Dargon ..*sigh*
[23:57] Voltz93 Sense of compassion shall we?
[24:04] Voltz93 Dargon shut your bitch asss up right fucking now
[24:10] Thorn lol.
[24:11] Voltz93 Authortize to talk until i say
[24:13] =-= Voltz93 is now known as Destinypower
[24:21] Destinypower This bitch will slay toribash out of existence
[24:26] Destinypower get ready for the hell fight of your life
[24:35] Destinypower I'm about to corrupt the living shit out of something i know more
[24:53] Pwn3D Am I held hostage now?
[24:54] Thorn who caaaaaares
[25:03] Dargon I have no idead.
[25:06] Dargon idea*
[25:07] Destinypower Thorn, like i care
[25:09] SkulFuk looks for a fuck to give
[25:16] Destinypower i don't like people who the fuck abuse powers.
[25:24] Thorn dude
[25:28] Thorn move on
[25:28] Destinypower Hampa added so many childish pricks as admins
[25:28] Destinypower all they do is delete my accounts
[25:28] Destinypower change passes
[25:28] Destinypower and fuck with me
[25:28] Destinypower that's the final straw
[25:29] Destinypower shut up thorn
[25:32] Destinypower SHUT THE FUCK UP
[25:37] Pwn3D punches destinypower in the face
[25:37] Dargon http://forum.toribash.com/showthread.php?t=344810
[25:39] Pwn3D GET OUT
[25:41] Dargon http://img818.imageshack.us/img818/5076/scourge.png
[25:45] Destinypower ............... little prick
[26:32] Destinypower ip ban wont stop me
[26:35] SkulFuk oh yeah
[26:37] Destinypower called sock proxies
Let's break this down some more.
-[24:11] Voltz93 Authortize to talk until i say
Whoa, false assumption of "authorority" now! Know what that sounds like? EEEEEEEGOOOOOOOOO.
-[24:26] Destinypower get ready for the hell fight of your life
Hell is usually a place reserved for the dead. Nice try. A+ for effort.
-[24:35] Destinypower I'm about to corrupt the living shit out of something i know more
Hollywood grade writing.
-[25:07] Destinypower Thorn, like i care
Well, you said you liked this place and keep coming back to leave us messages. Factually speaking? Yes, you do care.
-[25:28] Destinypower Hampa added so many childish pricks as admins
Our admins don't all caps scream about destroying everything and telling people to shut the fuck up in the public channel, last I checked. Maybe Junt did, but you aren't Junt and don't know who Junt is.
-[25:28] Destinypower all they do is delete my accounts
You asked us to.
-[25:28] Destinypower and fuck with me
You said you were the one to fuck with us.
-[26:37] Destinypower called sock proxies
SOCK PROXIES.
-[25:45] Destinypower ............... little prick
How inmature of you.
