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Galrath's Roflbox
Hanz0 has a failbox, I has roflbox. :3

I didn't name it like this cause stuff in here will be (bleep)ing funny, but because I don't know how else I should call this thread.

Anyways, "funny" chat stuff will be posted in here. Feel free to comment.



This is what happened when I told Opeth not to steal my wushu opener:



Originally Posted by bunnyroses View Post
im lesbian and i thik everyone who says it should be illeagle should die

Originally Posted by toribal View Post
why im junior member???? im 1.84 m

Shin-Ryuu - 私は神龍午前 sagt:
we need to get operation raep ready
samir sagt:
finally an operation taht doesnt involve fruit

Originally Posted by mahulk16-0
spider hulk is saying i am always lieing because i said i catch fish .he is annoying. plus saying hampa gave him 5th dan .but he has blue belt ban him from the game plz.saying the f word to me. tomorrow at school there is going to be fight i will beat up spiderhulk
EDIT:i am 2 dan i lost against a black and he says u lost u lost u lost lol hahah. he is crazy ban him

Originally Posted by #no
* Delaid has quit IRC (Ping timeout)
<Galrath> Ok, don't tell him.
<Galrath> I will just say it was Opeth.
<Galrath> Or Gihar.
* Galrath sets mode: +vvv BlackBear Danigrounded Kris|work
* Galrath sets mode: +v parasite-Ishivet

<Galrath> *giggles*
* Delaid has joined #no
* Galrath sets mode: -vvv BlackBear Danigrounded Kris|work
<Galrath> Stop doing that, Opeth.
<Galrath> Delaid wanted you not to.
<Delaid> oh.
<Delaid> shi.
<Delaid> WHO VOICED PEOPLE
<Gihar> Opeth
<Galrath> XD
<Delaid> O:<<<

Originally Posted by #no
* Kacye has joined #no
<Kacye> Hello
<Dani> hello evil and kacye
<Kacye> :p
<evil> oh god not you
<Kacye> sorry evil
<Kacye> but that's me;o
<evil> just leave...youre annoying
<Kacye> no i stay
<Kacye> ok i leave
<Kacye> ...
<Kacye> Bye:(((
* Kacye has quit IRC (Quit: )
<evil> VICTORY!!!!!!

Originally Posted by #no
[20:37] <Delaid> hanz0 needs to get on
[20:37] <Delaid> so I can make him do my bidding
[20:37] <Mediaworks> then yell really loud
[20:38] * Delaid shouts to the heavens, "HANZ0! WHERE ARE YOUUUUUUUU!"
[20:38] <Delaid> oh wait
[20:38] * Delaid shouts to the depths of hell, "HANZ0! WHERE ARE YOUUUUUUUU!"
[20:38] -->| hanz0 ([email protected]) has joined #no

<Opeth|CA> http://au.youtube.com/watch?v=2LLql4PUGuA
<Opeth|CA> Hahahaha, look at the first few seconds and tell me that isn't momo
<Opeth|CA> XD
<Cindermomo> you mother (bleep)er

Originally Posted by furry
<Nikita> heh funny thing is, I think guys with smaller dicks are more sexy aswell
<Nikita> x3
<Nikita> cuase Id be able to fit the whole thing in my mouth and stuff ;o
<Thane> Yeah
<Thane> Me too
<Nikita> x3
<Galrath> HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

<Colm> <Sebsebeleb> My dad is showering too
<Colm> <Sebsebeleb> Gonna fap abit
<Colm> Am I the only person who found this weird

<Shin-Ryuu> busy
<stupinator> so busy you can't op me?
* stupinator was kicked by Opeth (http://forum.toribash.com/showthread.php?t=64903 RULE TWO)

Originally Posted by theblaze
Delaid, you are no god, you are mortal and a foolish idiot who plays toribash all day long.
You shouldnt have taken advantage of my ADHD in the join ish thing.
If you apologize i will back off.
if you dont, i hope to find you in multiplayer soon.
i will look for you, i will find you, and in the game, i will kill you.
i need a banless reply either of apology or showing when and where you wanna fight me.
that is. if your not a chicken

<Delaid> We have a running joke among our circle of friends that all girls that date us start out liking me
<Delaid> and then move on
<DrTre> Goddamn
<DrTre> You must have a big penis.
<Delaid> and it's pretty much true, is the amusing part

[03:19] <Colm> are you a fucking gay?
[03:20] <Delaid> who
[03:20] -->| Nikita ([email protected]) has joined #no
[03:20] <Delaid> oh
[03:20] <Colm> idk my bff rose
[03:20] <Nikita> Hai fgts <3
[03:20] <Delaid> pre-emptive question, colm
[03:20] <Delaid> nice work
[03:20] <Colm> Aye

[08:39] <Colm> fuck
[08:39] <Colm> some hot girl called me last night and wanted me to go clubbing with her lol
[08:39] <Colm> the voicemail is teh funnz0rs
[08:39] <Colm> either way
[08:39] <Colm> WoW time


Originally Posted by hanz0
<hanz0> THE TORIBASH SPY IS TOO MUCH POWER FOR ONE FORUM USER
<hanz0> IT CAN NEVER BE ALLOWED TO FALL INTO THE HANDS OF EVIL
<hanz0> WHO KNOWS WHAT THEY COULD ACCOMPLISH WITH IT

<DrTre> I should DL FL Studio
<DrTre> And then make my own shitty album
<DrTre> And a shitty dance song
Gihar ([email protected]) has joined #no
<DrTre> And pwn Soulja Boys record sales
<@hanz0> :DD
<@hanz0> ohi gihar
<Gihar> hmm
<Gihar> ohai
<@Eleeleth> ITS THE DRTRE DRANCULA
<DrTre> except for my songs will actually be tolerable
<DrTre> and not just YOU
@Eleeleth dances like a faggot
<DrTre> WAMMEYOUWHARGABL
<@hanz0> the dance should involve one part where you punch the nearest person in the face/groin
<@Eleeleth> I should go take a shower now
<DrTre> Watch DrTre punch that guy in the nuts
Eleeleth is now known as Eleel_HYGIENE
<@hanz0> and then while they are rolling on the ground in pain you kick them in the ribs
<@hanz0> repeatedly
<@hanz0> until you hear cracking
<@hanz0> and then you teabag them until the song ends
<@hanz0> hooray
<DrTre> i could sample the cracking and use it for my next dance hit

Originally Posted by KiTFoX View Post


SORRY DOESN'T FIX MY RIPPED ANUS.

[22:07] <Hara> MY FIREAXE, IT SHALL RESCUE FROM YOUR UNHAPPINESS.
[22:07] <jalis> Nah

[22:07] <Hara> BRWAAWRAGLFLAGLFAGRAGRALGAFARGARRARARA
[22:07] <jalis> You're getting infracted even if you delete it
[22:07] <jalis> So it doesn't matter
[22:07] <Rittozora> HURRAH, HARA!
[22:07] * Hara swings around his axe.

[22:07] <Sebsebeleb> \o/
[22:07] <Rittozora> SAVING THE DAY ONCE AGAIN!
[22:08] <jalis> Hara, why are you so awesome?
----- Time Skip
[22:15] <jalis> Isn't cleaning up RT in 10 minutes from when I became a mod enough

[22:15] <jalis> :(

[22:15] <Hara> IS THAT A FROWN I SEE?!

[22:15] <Hara> MY AXE, WHERE IS MY AXE?!

[22:15] <Phailcraft> Hara: Smite him immediately

[22:15] <Rittozora> Hara just fucking wins.
[22:16] <jalis> He's the only of you guys that has managed to make me smile.
[22:16] <jalis> So yes.
[22:16] <Hara> :D

Originally Posted by hanz0 View Post
<Phail> it will go like 120kb/s absolute max though
<Phail> shitty australian net
<Phail> or I could go down to the net cafe to the highspeed download PC there
<Phail> and be like
<Phail> 'sup, just gonn' pirate
<hanz0> well, you australians are descended from criminals anyways
<hanz0> 'sall good
<hanz0> :D
<Phail> :v
<Phail> 0.1kb/s
<Phail> rofl
<hanz0> lolo
<Phail> eta: 7w1d
<hanz0> srsly
<hanz0> brits
<hanz0> were like
<hanz0> "oh no, our prisons are full"
<hanz0> "well, fuck it, we've got lots of colonies"
<hanz0> "THIS ISLAND"
<hanz0> "IS NOW A PRISON"
<hanz0> "HA HA HA HA HA HA"
<hanz0> "WE ARE BRITISH"
<Phail> lel
<Phail> :V
<hanz0> and so on and so forth
<Phail> but like
<Phail> australia is pretty fucking good for a penal colony
<hanz0> so yeah, I'm sure there are no laws regarding piracy or theft or assault or murder there
<hanz0> :D
<Phail> totally
<hanz0> police are like
<hanz0> "so he robbed you"
<hanz0> "what do you want us to do about it"
<hanz0> "we're just criminals in hats"
<hanz0> "we have no authority beyond these hats"
<Phail> hahhah
<hanz0> and uh
<hanz0> I'm running out of stereotypical comments to make
<Phail> :D
<hanz0> <CENSORED CENSORED CENSORED CENSORED>
<hanz0> etc.
<Phail> that is much better

Last edited by Galrath; Jan 8, 2010 at 01:35 PM.
Mech liekz this thread.
So, your probably reading this right now.
And its probly boring. You can stop reading but read on if you want to. So yea kthnxbai.
Awwh, epic idea gal.

I think I'll intentionally hang around people that especially fail more often now. =D.

Will post something as soon as I can.
[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
<@Opeth> No, they should get the worst texturer
* @Opeth suggests <censored>
<@hanz0> good suggestion
<@Opeth> I don't understand how you can make textures for so long and not improve in the slightest
<@hanz0> it is because his learning curve is more of a learning horizontal line
Only ingame, and not on irc or any other place?

I feel my chance to be in this thread for any reason is pretty low.

:<
<chac> I'M FUCKING GAY GOD DAMMIT
I know its your Roflbox Galrath, but its about you, so i'll just link eet here



I drew Galrath :3333333
<chac> I'M FUCKING GAY GOD DAMMIT
Rofl seb.
That's pretty nice.
I loves the hat
So, your probably reading this right now.
And its probly boring. You can stop reading but read on if you want to. So yea kthnxbai.
Patriotz get out of here :P

anyways, nice drawing seb. but wheres the awesome hitler stache?

Edit: nevermind, didn't even see it before. :S
Last edited by stix; Oct 21, 2008 at 08:54 PM.
[NO]Delaid: STIX ANGRY
[NO]Delaid: STIX SMASH