Originally Posted by LagSwitch

Once upon a time, hobomoose had a massive erection that lasted 24 Years. It caused the earth to implode, instantly killing every snail. Without a minute to think, General Snailenstein shot ave in 5 different places, legs, arms and head. Also, there was a giant balloon in the sky, but no one gave a fuck when it exploded because of the free food in the burger king inside a mcdonalds inside an A&W. Apex's vagina smelt of week-old bacon.