Hi. I decided to make this free-form application to take parts in the many various and exciting in-game and forum events and discussion that populate the Phantom clan, and to give my fingers the joy to type on my keyboard for a long time. It really is phenomenal.

First off, let's cover off information about myself, my family, my intersts and then, herp-a-derp, let's talk about me and the game Toribash. Seems logical.

I am a twelve year old. Now hear me out on this one, twelve year old. Yeah that's a bit young to be playing this game, let alone join a clan the likes of Phantom, but i have confidence that i'm up for it. Being pessimistic is something i usually only do when i'm walking on a precarious ledge hanging over a 10.000 feet drop. I am a girl from Italy with a relatively good understanding of the English language and it's basics. I also seem to be pretty good with at recognising and applying the basic grammatical concepts of the full stop and capital letter. I kinda went off on a little tangent there, and for that, i apologize. I am homeschooled, which means plenty of time to play some awesome games the likes of Toribash, Team Fortress 2 aaand... that's pretty much everything off the top of my head. But it also means bad, as i have to study the entire school year on my own, and due to my generally slacking attitude, i don't do that well. I have a sixteen year old brother whose main passion is to make me jelaous with his beast of a computer. Though it's a passion hetched so deep inside his heart he probably doesn't know about it.
I am addicted to computers to a borderline unhealthy extent. I am also an audiophile, meaning that i buy expensive headphones, amplifiers, DACs and whatnot to listen to the music that i like the most in an eargasm-type quality. I also like to make videos, primarily of TF2 since that's the only game that doesn't fuck out on me when recording, though i still haven't uploaded any TF2 gameplay on my channel (ColteeYT) because i don't have a microphone of a good enough quality. I am also a little bit autist and OCD. Most everything that i see has to be symmetrical in some way, unless the lack of symmetry improves the usefulness of what i see as asymmetrical (for example, medicines on a shelf that are asymmetrical but properly ordered).

Now moving on to Toribash itself and why i want to join Phantom. First off, i am a Green Belt, but i had an account which i believe was a 9th dan black belt. Back in 2008. So i got rusty, and MocroGunz can definitely agree with me, as i have fought him four times or so and failed every single one. He's pro. That also brings me to the Phantom clan. I met MocroGunz and, i guess you could say, i befriended him? Not sure. We didn't meet for much really. Enough to talk and make a shame of myself in-game, as i tend to do. So i consider my meeting and chatting with him to be some sort of "recommendation". I recommended myself to join Phantom on the basis of a leader whose personality and in-game skills are to be respected. The main thing that i do in Toribash is... play it. Duh, right? Lately i've been interested in pimping out my character to it's fullest extent (the colour combination would be OldGold + Knox and full texture set). But that takes a lot of ToriCredits to do. Yeah, i'm not exactly the richest person there is in this game. In fact, i might just be one of the poorest. Who knows, that might change in the future, but it's unlikely. I don't check the forums TOO TOO much, maybe like once or twice a day. But i suppose that's enough. From my point of view it is just enough, combined with the hours of gaming that i spend, to make Toribash a great game, and joining Phantom would only further increase that sense of awesomeness that you get any time you turn on the game and do a 360 spin decap for a total of a million+ points. If... that ever happens.

Well that pretty much concludes my free-form application. My hands will thank me later for this. I hope i get considered for this clan!

Hum, let me see, the application was "good".

Big apps =/= Excelent apps

Anyway, my vote is yes, BUUUUT, you should be more active (:

Also, are you fat ? by: papasmurfa

I will do my best to be more active on the forums =)
No, i'm not fat. I... don't know why you asked though =P

Idk why I did, papasmurfa asked k

Also, I'm pretty sure you'll join. :3

Probably asked because we are humorous fellows...well most of us. Now on to the evaluation you seem to have a good head on your shoulders I admire the vocabulary and eagerness, detail is always good you threw a couple curse words in there which is always fun, good work ethic, I say that we take her in she's the first decent app in a while. Not to mention had an actual reason for coming here not just some 9 year old who saw the clan tag and thought phantoms....sounds legit and started clicking things. I believe this will make a fine addition to our band of cohorts.

I say yes, but ya first we should have you as a trial member to see if you are active. Try stopping by on the irc occasionally too. But ya, good app etc. edit: texatz is a liar ;-;

Aww you guys are too kind with me =P


I can be active on the forums etc. but i'm not too sure how to access the IRC so if i get accepted i would appreciate if you gave me some directions.

So far things are looking in your favor, also just follow the irc thread to get to there.

My god......we actually got a member that made an app so long that I didn't read it past the first paragraph. Regardless, you have my yes. Good vocab for a 12 yr. Old

And now i decided to read the full app. Finally somebody that combines the suffix -gasm, with a body part

Orgasm?
Also, I'll go ahead and say yes to Coltee. The only concerns I have are her forum and IRC activity. I do see her ingame quite often. I also don't know if she's really a girl. I don't really want to get into that right now though. XD