You could do a barbershop quartet thing y'know like...
toribash...
toribash...
toribash...
TORIBASH...
And here are some cool lyrics that I am making up on spot as I'm typing this:
Toribash is the greatest fighting game...
other fighting games are not quite the same...
compared to Toribash, other fighting games are pretty lame
So play Toribash!
You get to control every joint on your dude...
even get him into positions that look pretty rude
You can even play with others, if you're in the mood
So play Toribash!