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When I tried my first maneuver in motocross, I fell on some tree branches and ended up piercing my right foot

A little pain in the ribs , but I'm fine.
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Uhh hm ive been in a couple actually
1) living with my mom
2) almost drowning trying to save my sister when were liek 4
3) and LIFE
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I crashed headfirst into a tree while dirtbike riding.
Minecraft is full of autistic 8 year olds -Goat 2015
I have had a lot of experiences like this in my life. One of them was I was walking down the street and some guys asked what I had in my bag. After they asked that question they started to surround me and I proceeded to run as fast as a cat that got shot in the ass with a 50 cal.

I also fought Cowmeat and Moop a war tl;dr vs parrot. Didn't end very well
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Originally Posted by GoldenRox View Post
I have had a lot of experiences like this in my life. One of them was I was walking down the street and some guys asked what I had in my bag. After they asked that question they started to surround me and I proceeded to run as fast as a cat that got shot in the ass with a 50 cal.

I also fought Cowmeat and Moop a war tl;dr vs parrot. Didn't end very well

50 caliber bullets



Did your ass happen to blow into several pieces? Along with your pelvis?
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Originally Posted by Skizzify View Post
Really tragic bro. Poor groundhog.
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Mother of Neptune...
I'm glad you're fine man.
Jeez....
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Unless he had a lot of fat, he has titanium buttcheeks.

Happen to me 3 or 4 times. I now have stitches on my forehead and on my head.
Hit and broke 2 glass windows while sleep walking (with my arm) and lacerated my arm artery. Blood everywhere, immediate 911 dial when I woke up ~20s later. It basically pisses out like in the movies.
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