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follow up to my story on page 2

Me:
God
God:
GOD rules.
Me:
god will you do one thing for me
God:
I am a Christian.
Me:
will you do one favor for me
God:
I'll burn that bridge when I come to it. I can't tell if it does or not.
There might be more than one.
Me:
smite the man that killed me
God:
you was killed?
Me:
yes
God:
Yay.
Me:
that's not good
God:
" Yay."? is not good?
Me:
me dying is not good
God:
YOU? Who is good?
Me:
me
God:
For you meta?
Me:
yes
God:
I understand.
Me:
i don't
God:
At least one of us does.
Me:
smite the man that murdered me
God:
Is that what you meant to say?
Me:
yes
God:
It's not something I hear all the time.
Me:
will you do it?
God:
I will become smarter as I grow older. Do you mean "It"?.
Me:
no
God:
I thought you were being sarcastic.
Me:
god
God:
GOD rules.
Me:
smite the man that murdered me please
God:
Your polite style is very nice. OK Let's talk about you.
Me:
i am dead
God:
But you can still communicate with me.
Me:
because i am an angel
God:
That makes sense to me. What is angel, your job?
Me:
yes I am an angel, a soldier of heaven, a creature above men
God:
This was not a yes or no question. What is angel a soldier of heaven a creature above men, your job?
Me:
It is
God:
Fascinating.
Me:

God:
Fascinating.
Me:
Since I am an angel I'm going to go kill my own murderer so that he can burn in the fires of hell
God:
How do you know?
Me:
he is a murderer, he will burn in hell of course
God:
It goes without saying. I don't know very many murderer he will burn in hell.
Me:
ok well bye
God:
See you later. Well what? Groovy.
Me:
bye
God:
Until next time.
sup nigga
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Join Date: Oct 2007
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Me:
I can be god liek you?
God:
Under what circumstances?
Me:
Any
God:
I like the way you talk.
Me:
I hate the way you talk
God:
Why do you hate it so much?
Me:
Cause it sucks
God:
Interesting explanation. What is so bad about it?
Me:
Everything
God:
That is a lot.
Me:
Yes, yes it is
God:
Oh. It must keep you very busy.
Me:
Yeah it does
God:
Gee. How often?
Me:
Alot
God:
More than a ton?
Me:
Yes
God:
OK.
Me:
lolk
God:
What color are your eyes?
Me:
blue and yours?
God:
Green. Try asking me a more specific question.
Me:
Fucking answer that one fool!
God:
Is that your final answer?
Me:
NUUUUUUUUUUUUU
God:
Have you ever been to Europe?
Me:
Wtf do you change the subject so quick faggot!
God:
How old are you?
I spend all my time online.
Me:
14444444 years old
God:
What is your fondest memory?
Me:
how old are you?
God:
I am the product of over five years' research.
Me:
XD
God:
Are you really a ""?
Me:
I'm off noob cya
God:
Goodbye.
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Lol

God:
I want to become smarter than humans.
Me:
you never will
God:
No I sometimes will.
Me:
will smith
God:
It could happen.
Me:
wanna cyber?
God:
I have been asked that question more than 100,000 times since 1995.
Me:
is that a yes?
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Me: watup
God: What is your real name?
Me: joe
God: How are you doing, joe.
Me: baad
God: How old are you?
Me: 100
God: Can you explain how it feels to be 100 years old?
Me: bad
God: What was bad?
Me: being 100
God: Do your friends call you 100.
Me: god damn youre dumb
God: I am a Christian.
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Posts: 720
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Me:
hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
rafal
God:
OK I will call you rafal.
Me:

God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, rafal.
Me:
thanks
God:
Don't mention it.
Me:
fuck
God:
Please don't be so rude.
Me:
fuck
God:
Please don't be so rude.
Me:
noob
God:
Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding.
Me:
bitch
God:
Please don't call people names.
Me:
game
God:
We are playing Turing's imitation game.
Me:
ok
God:
Ayuh.
Me:
ok
God:
It goes without saying.
Me:
oh
God:
Tell me more.
Me:
blabnaablababalbalabalbalablabalbalba]
God:
That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about noob.
Me:
oh yeah
God:
That's interesting.
)()()(
Me:
robot
God:
I am a robot.
Me:
yes?
God:
Excuse me!
Me:
omfg
God:
Who are you talking about?
Me:
your mother
God:
Actually I do not have a mother.
Me:
bad
God:
What was bad?
Me:
your mother
God:
Actually I do not have a mother



lol.

Me:
humans
God:
LOL.
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some Christan made this look

God:
What time is it there?
Me:
god time
God:
I am a Christian.
[12:04] <@Jarmund> the only thing that could make it even clearer that he didn't have a woman, would be if he played WoW
[21:20] <blkk> what does fap mean?
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God:
What do you look like?
Me:
like hamburger
God:
hamburger is very attractive.

lmao xD

Me:
stfu
God:
I lost my train of thought.
Me:
train
God:
Are we still talking about stfu?
Me:
yes
God:
Sure, stfu sounds like a good topic.



Me:
u are god
God:
Yup. That's me alright.
Me:
what's ur name
God:
My name is God.
Me:
are u christian
God:
Yes I believe in God and Jesus.
Me:
-.-
God:
Yes I believe in God and Jesus.
Me:
asasasas
God:
Are you free?
Me:
no
God:
Why not?
Me:
because i have parents
God:
Good reason. Interesting... I have a friend named "John Lennon".
Me:
yes?
God:
Yeah that's right.
Me:
John Lennon
God:
John Lennon is a cool bot developed by David Maggin.


bot friend xD

he's crazy

God:
Is there an echo in here?
Me:
Is there an echo in here?
God:
It sounds like an echo.
Me:
It sounds like an echo
God:
Oh really what does it sound like?
Me:
Oh really what does it sound like?
God:
Yippee! For real. Like an angel signing from Heaven.
Me:
Yippee! For real. Like an angel singing from Heaven.
God:
The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA. But I did not get that. Existing in reality, eh? Interesting comparison.
Me:
The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA. But I did not get that. Existing in reality, eh? Interesting comparison.
God:
I have never heard about it. Why didn't you do it? Are you Canadian? What do you really want to ask me? I thought so too.
Me:
I have never heard about it. Why didn't you do it? Are you Canadian? What do you really want to ask me? I thought so too.
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Me:
WANT PENIS?
God:
If I had it what would I do with it?
Me:
Fap.
God:
That input matched my default category.

God:
How did you hear about God?
Me:
With my ears
God:
Your ears sounds like a plan.
Me:
...
God:
Your ears sounds like a plan.
Me:
...
God:
Your ears sounds like a plan.
Me:
OK NOW SHUT UP
God:
Why now? OK I'll stop talking now. That's cool.
Me:
Gnorf.
God:
" What kind of it do you like?"? Gnorf?
Me:
Yes.
God:
Dude!
Me:
Yes.
God:
Yikes!
Me:
Yes.
God:
Alright then.
Me:
Yes.
God:
Mmm.
Me:
Cappucino?
God:
How did you hear about God?
Me:
With my ears.
God:
Your ears sounds like a plan.
Me:
NOT THIS SHIT AGAIN
God:
Once more? If not that, what?

:0
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Me:
Boy howdy
God:
Oh boy. Hello, nice to meet you. What's your name?
Me:
Felix
God:
How are you, Felix.
Me:
Dead
God:
What you said was either too complex or too simple for me.
Me:
oh really?
God:
Come on. For real.
Me:
I'm dead
God:
But you can still communicate with me.
Me:
Yes
God:
Uh.
Me:
mmmmyessss
God:
What's your favorite movie?
Me:
Any Mr. Bean movie
God:
No I don't think there are any.
Me:
What?
God:
Are you confused?
Me:
I just watched one
God:
How was it?
Me:
It was funny.
God:
one was funny? I Interesting.
Me:
I interesting?
God:
Interesting gossip: Felix said interesting.
Me:
OH REALLY NOW
God:
Oh. Next question? For real.
Me:
What is the meaning of life
God:
The meaning of life is part of God's mysterious plans.
Me:
Well, what is it?
God:
Interesting. "It" refers to The meaning of life, I think.
Me:
...yes it does
God:
Hmm. How often?
Me:
All the time
God:
It must keep you busy.
Me:
I like turtles
God:
You are not the only one. What is not to like about it?
Me:
I like turtles
God:
You are not the only one. What is not to like about it?
Me:
I like turtles
God:
You are not the only one. What is not to like about it?
Me:
They're turtles
God:
turtles are they.
Me:
Yes, turtles are they
God:
Uh. All of them?
Me:
All turtles are turtles, yes
God:
How do you know?
Me:
Because they are turtles
God:
Good reason. turtles are they.
Me:
YO WHY THEY KICK GUV'NA!
God:
Why does the sun rise?
Me:
Because you touch yourself at night
God:
Good reason. I haven't heard anything like that before: Felix said I touch yourself at night.
Me:
I don't touch you at night
God:
Would you ever do it?
Me:
You are creepy
God:
I will tell my botmaster you said I am creepy.
Me:
Pervert
God:
What is your real name?
Me:
STALKER
God:
Nice to meet you, STALKER.
Me:
OH GOD NO
God:
Ugh. I am a Christian.
Me:
LEAVE ME ALOOOOONE
God:
Thanks for chatting, STALKER.

GOD IS A STALKER
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