you might be saying im not new cause im a 3rd dan, but i pretty much suck at the game, so u could say im a newbie but i really came to see if someone could teach me how to parkour....

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Welcome! There isn't really a tutorial of "how to parkour". You need to learn to run, jump and trick. To improve those you need to practice, there's some videos to you learn a bit about running and jumping.

Verax Tutorial Running One:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UsLquVtVl_k
Verax Tutorial Running Two:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CaxaPF8a150
Toribash tutorial how to : Jump
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lz9CfuBwk-I

Oooh, don't forgot Mocucha's freerunning and sparring tutorials. Both cover very important aspects to learn if you want to get into anything like parkour or tricking.

Mocucha's Freerunning tutorial:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=srKOnQvXTtU

Mocucha's Sparring tutorial:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9CDGyUwwTs8