i traveled to the ocean but to no avail, i will travel there in the morning as there are usually horseshoe crabs in the morning tide

i stepped on one for those

How big are they?

idk

pretty big, like the size of large dinner plates

Cook it. That's a pretty good sized crab. I only seen them at the aqarium I can put them in my hand.

there is not a man on this planet that wants to eat a horseshoe crab

thats like 90% shell

they're more closely related to spiders than crabs

but they say spiders taste like crabs, so maybe they are good? elvis or iawesome probably eat spiders so maybe they know

LMFAO. So you can't eat them? also where are they?