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Toribash Next is now available!
After the long wait, Toribash Next is now finally available on Steam!
https://store.steampowered.com/app/787760
Jump into Toribash Next on now!
https://store.steampowered.com/app/787760
THE NEXT GREAT FIGHTING GAME
Toribash Next is the sequel to Toribash, the award-winning turn-based sandbox fighting game. Toribash revolutionized the genre by allowing players to create their own moves during a match, using easy-to-understand 3D physics tools. Toribash Next takes fighting games to the next level with weapons, four-player battles and a new replay editor, plus more of the customization and modding options that made the original game a fan favorite.
WHERE WILL YOU STRIKE NEXT?
Challenge your friends to a bloody four-player free-for-all, or team up for freestyle tricking and parkour exhibitions. Change the rules, spawn items and even alter the environment right in the middle of a match. Create epic martial-arts replays by editing in new moves after the fact. Toribash Next gives you the freedom to make the moves you’ve dreamed of making... and play the way you’ve dreamed of playing!
Jump into Toribash Next on now!
NON-EXISTING!
Originally Posted by ETIQUETTE
nabi studios hire this man
better entertainment than the 500 daily posts of mma fighters on toribash facebook
Lol is this a joke?
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In the realm of code and pixel, where dreams and games entwine,
There lived a dev named Sir, known for promises divine.
Toribash Next, the sequel grand, a decade's wait in line,
But alas, it stumbled hard, a failure quite malign.
Sir, the wizard with a keyboard, conjured a digital show,
His promises were bold, but the outcome, oh, so low.
Graphics reminiscent of dial-up, a trip to the past, you know,
Players wondered if the game was just a cruel hoax to sow.
Toribash veterans gathered, anticipation in the air,
Hoping for epic battles, a sequel beyond compare.
Instead, they found a mess, a game beyond repair,
And all eyes turned to Sir, the one caught in the snare.
Sir, oh Sir, the blame on you we bestow,
For 'Toribash Next' turned out to be a tremendous blow.
The forums lit ablaze, with disappointment in each throw,
As players realized their dreams had hit a digital plateau.
The comedy of errors, a tale so grand,
Toribash Next, a failure by Sir's hand.
A cautionary story in the gaming land,
Of overpromising wizards, and dreams that turn to sand.
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In the realm of code and pixel, where dreams and games entwine,
There lived a dev named Sir, known for promises divine.
Toribash Next, the sequel grand, a decade's wait in line,
But alas, it stumbled hard, a failure quite malign.
Sir, the wizard with a keyboard, conjured a digital show,
His promises were bold, but the outcome, oh, so low.
Graphics reminiscent of dial-up, a trip to the past, you know,
Players wondered if the game was just a cruel hoax to sow.
Toribash veterans gathered, anticipation in the air,
Hoping for epic battles, a sequel beyond compare.
Instead, they found a mess, a game beyond repair,
And all eyes turned to Sir, the one caught in the snare.
Sir, oh Sir, the blame on you we bestow,
For 'Toribash Next' turned out to be a tremendous blow.
The forums lit ablaze, with disappointment in each throw,
As players realized their dreams had hit a digital plateau.
The comedy of errors, a tale so grand,
Toribash Next, a failure by Sir's hand.
A cautionary story in the gaming land,
Of overpromising wizards, and dreams that turn to sand.
Last edited by ToribashWAS; Feb 14, 2024 at 08:58 PM.
Reason: <24 hour edit/bump
I'm trying to like it, i really am. But it's just not working. The lobby system needs a complete overhaul because i'm getting frustrated before i even start a game. It will force me to play myself until someone joins my room. At that point i'm trying to DQ myself asap so i can play someone else but most of the time the person in question just leaves the room out of boredom and i'm back to playing myself...
Rinse and repaeat. This game has many problems but the above is the main reason you can't fill lobby's/rooms.
Rinse and repaeat. This game has many problems but the above is the main reason you can't fill lobby's/rooms.
