Hello ladies, gentlemen and Kouta/Kirito.
I present to you the next generation of natural selection by the all mighty Totempole of the east, it has enlightened me like the french revolution back in the day. There is no doubt in my mind that you are all very disconnected and feel no connection to me, as you should, since I am not a very well known member of this community. Before I show you these tricks however, I must tell you their backstory. For the first one the messiah of the eastern folklore approached me in the amazon, he made his descent whilst I was tricking and got into a pretty awkward spot. I had no ways to actually continue with my tricks. I was about to make a straight line for the ground and fall on my neck, which would have most likely ended my existence. At that exact moment, time froze as he, the almighty Abdul, stood in front of me with a tasty looking basket of yogurt and other various tasty perpendicular foods. With his mouth filled to the brim with a jawbreaker, he looked at me and said:
why are you falling, young one. You must flip.' I responded with
and told him my story of absolute sadness. That's when he touched my forehead and said:
I felt the knowledge flow inside and I know what to do. I
'd and landed it. I felt
. That is la histoire of the flip, that I named after the angel Abdul, that saved my life that day.
It was a dark and sad day on that specific date and time of the current year and day that it was on that exact location in the time-stream of events happening at that time. There was a clear lack of happiness in my mind. I had no objective look into the future, everything felt rainy. It was like there were dark clouds in the sky, ripping me to shreds. I wanted to grow into a skyscraper to scrape those nasty skies into oblivion. I was an emotional train wreck as you can see. I decided to leave my house and go on to live a nomad like existence. I met a lot of good people that started filling the empty space inside of me, with caramel cream of course. It was nice and peaceful, traveling the various desserts. On one day I ate chocolate parfait and was having a nice grandé coffee with lots of caffeine, it pumped me up. I felt extremely
. The next day I had a banana split coupe with an insane taste that hit my taste buds with a a palate of greatly enhanced, sadly artificial, flavors. It was a great, great day. Until I met
him. He pissed me off so much, he had everything. He was happy at all times, and an actual good person. Yeah, this doesn't sound bad, he was a really nice guy, until he messed up. There was a legend beside him, Jorgul the lejend. What he did that day I will never forgive. He looked at Jorgul without intent, and without a greet, he even ignored his post. The post was kind of like this: 'hello can help with good nice to say at concoon?' This made me so
*trigger happy* I had to show my extreme anger with physical representation. That's when my body started moving all on its own, I was propelled upwards with an unknown setup, as I was not a tricker at the time. After landing, I was all fine. That's why I named it the bother, or bothered flip.
[25:13:34] mitch ( - ͜ʖ -): stop
[25:13:33] mitch ( - ͜ʖ -): stop
[25:13:32] mitch ( - ͜ʖ -): st
[25:13:30] mitch ( - ͜ʖ -): psot
[25:13:30] mitch ( - ͜ʖ -): pst
[25:13:29] mitch ( - ͜ʖ -): pstp
[25:13:29] mitch ( - ͜ʖ -): lag
[25:13:28] mitch ( - ͜ʖ -): eag
[25:13:27] *** Missed call from jorgul lejend ***
[25:13:27] jorgul lejend: who go
Third one: now this is good trick. he even say
[15:28:26] ConCon: now this is good well
[15:28:30] ConCon: yes
[15:28:34] ConCoon: keep up ddue
