Who can think of the best insult, if somone said to you "your a douce"

inb4 your moms a douce

your moms a fuckin whore, and every bad thing in a family always passess down within generations making you a fucking whore too.

Pansy Wipe.

My intertoobs are wider than yours.

Here one, YOUR MUM! oh!

In all seriousness, responding to lame insults is gay.

Fine then how about wats the best comeback

i see, carry on, come on, you already finished? man you suck

ur a fag

no, YOU'RE a douche.