Once upon a time, Jacky Chan went to Czechoslovakia in search of bananas to trade for whales so that he would be casted in the remake of Miss Peregrine's Home for Peculiar Children which is estimated to gross 9-11 billion dollars. Unfortunately Tom Cruise hardly stood in their way armed with a awesome Tim Hortons crafted by Vanilla Ice and started kicking towards Jacky Chan but as luck would have it Tom Cruise was sniped by Chuck Norris and Jacky Chan got the role and the movie was a great box office success, the end.
