Originally Posted by Marrez

aye fam lemme get up in dis fam, i bring them hot barrs fam

Name: Shamarrez
Username: Marrez
Country: Freedom (u.s.a)
Forum Activity (On a scale from 1 to 10): bitch, i dunno
Skype (If you don't have skype, type N/A): tamakuu (kill me please)
Extra information that you'd like to share about yourself: bruh, i bring them hot bars fam, i got cash on cash on cash fam, don't even fuk wit me fam, i'll bring the guac gang on you fam
Why you would like to join this organization: to roast punk bitches (and collab or something, idk)
An example of the work you're capable of (If you don't have a rap example, write one): bruh, check out my soundcloud
here

here

and here

At embry's request; Are you an asshole?: idk. most would say "yeah", but i'm generally not a dick unless i'm approached with it

Originally Posted by Canada

God this was buried.
I've been working on a song.
Try it out.



If your pace and flow fit correctly you should start at 24 seconds in and finish by 3:06 or 3:10.
What ever you prefer.

LYRICS

Show

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Hello, how are you.
I'm good, would you like to screw?
I got tons of snacks, bitch.
Scooby doo.
So childish, I still laugh at poo.
Bitch, I'll laugh at you.

and You can't stop it,
Yah, I hip-hop it,
Dirty floor I'll mop it.
Wait, is this over?.. bass drop it.
Got some sprinkles, I'll top it.
Got some money, I'll cop it.
Do some tricks, I'll watch it,
Baby Girl don't stop it.
Well, Shit....

I guess I rhymed it with it too many times.
Guess that means that I lack Rhymes.
Like tequila, no salt, no limes.
Hard to the taste, yet so prime.
Shhhh don't speak, you're a mime.

Bitch, you're mine.
So damn fine.
In the dark, yet she still shine.
Underwear, bitch, Calvin Klein.
Under here, yo.
what you find?

O my god, let me see!
You just found a fucking key.
Wait, is that two or three?
Shit there is 4 more under me.
Could this be, a prophecy.
Driving on the DVP,
Thinking I'm a fucking G.


But clearly, I'm not.
Bitches think I'm hot.
So, I flaunt what I got.
17 dollars and some crotch rot.
Gumbo cooking in my pot.
Bet it tastes like green snot.
Damn, I wish I had a yacht.
Three girls, and one thot.

Every night.
For the rest of my life.
I play the game, don't need a wife.
Don't front on me, I have a knife.
From Ikea, half price.
Got some Sugar and spice.
and everything nice.
Power-puff girls?? Fucking RIGHT!

Now please excuse me while I improvise.
All these hoes tell are lies.
I think I need to get some spies.
to keep their eyes, on those thick thighs.
KFC ones, half the size.
But they taste better, big surprise.
don't patronize,

Boi I ain't said shit.
Shout out to E, he was too legit.
Should I play, or should I quit.
Last place... Well shit...
Not good cause I'm too lit.
Hit the toke, 2 bong hits.
Box of peanut butter ritz.
Hands cold, where my mits.
Better yet, give me your tits.
Let me hold em,

Warm my hands.
Rap Mother fucker.
No boy bands.
No desert sands,
No Duran-Durans
Wait until she understands
That she in the woodlands.
Bought some Timberlands.
Matching pair for your girlfriends.
It's about time that this shit ends...
I've almost ran out of pens.
Got some girls? Better be tens.
Wait, I need the bathroom.
Where's the mens?

Looking into the mirror,
Man it's never been clearer
Death is coming nearer.
Back in the whip when I smear her.
Girl, Shift my gear, while I steer her.
Police behind in my Mirror,
Pull over, Volunteer her.
flashes her tit's, and then we were.
Back on the road, better sear her.

X friend went out for steak.
Chop the head of that fucking snake.
Gather leaves with my fucking rake.
Celebrate with some cheesecake.
Dump the body in the lake.
Bass so hard it's a Earthquake.
Well, This was a mistake...

Bent over, no prostate.
How come you like to hate,
Well, you've sealed your fate.
It's the Presidential debate,
Trump's my man, I rate.
8 out of 8, mate.
He's so great.
If hell freezes over?
I'll skate.
Slap shot with all my weight.
Home run from home plate.
Musics been dead. since '98.

Originally Posted by sans

lol this cocacobra guy thinks he's slick
but honestly, all he does is make me sick
kg can hop on this d
they cant even see who the bigger clan is
the last legion boy we bringin it back
you met it you left it and now we ATTACK bitch...

Originally Posted by cocacobra

bringing this thread back like a necromancer
got so much rhythm i star in the crypt of the necro dancer
when talkin bout my man arctic the only word that comes to mind is prancer
if you mention that dude pimp, CANCER
now listen up yall i aint a superhuman i dont got no asnwers
but when it comes to lame torirhymes im the hussar lancer

Originally Posted by cocacobra

bro i saw this and now im juiced up
if you come to my party ill bill cosby your cup
Kg is ranked 48th and tll is 103rd
thats something you might want to hear sobered
if you want to battle lets take it to pokemonshowdown
ill take out my bisharp (the last leg) and sucker punch you til you go down
wouldnt want to fight you too often because you might ragequit
then again id be pretty mad if i got beat hit after hit
you should be mad because you play like a BRIT