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Is this a concern for some of you guys?
http://hiphopwired.com/2011/09/04/bo...e-night-30097/


You little 12yr olds must be pretty close to 42 times a day right? Scared of dying yet?

I would like to know how they know he did it 42 times, if he supposedly died during.
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My question to you is this.

Did he died from lack of blood to his brain or did he just slip and hit his head?
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Is this real, or is this a site like the onion? They leave out a lot of details, specifically, how he died. It's not even that cleverly written.
Last edited by isaac; Sep 30, 2011 at 09:28 AM.
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Blog posts are unreliable, as such please find a more valid source for your articles, I also see no discussion value here, so I've moved this to off topic.
Oh, also use a more descriptive topic next time.
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How did they count the number of times he masturbated? It is obvious that it is fake.

Or maybe his dick told them.
Last edited by Hero; Sep 30, 2011 at 12:07 PM.
how is this possible?

is his thing superman material? .. how can it explode 42 times in a row..
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This is fake. You can't calculate how much someone masturbated everyday because it sometimes might change like when you fall asleep or when you don't have enough time.
Dose is dead.
42? Oh my.
I don't know what is the cause of death in a medical sense.
Pardon me if i sound stupid, but maybe its because there was no more blood to his testicles or some serveral brain damage from the high testosterone.

Edit: eh this also can be a joke because that never happened before. But think what will happen if you fap over 42 times?
the only thing i know is too much masturbation gives some weird feeling to your balls. Like they miss that kind of "fluid".
Last edited by PlayerID57; Sep 30, 2011 at 03:04 PM. Reason: adding some info
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Originally Posted by isaac View Post
Is this real, or is this a site like the onion? They leave out a lot of details, specifically, how he died. It's not even that cleverly written.

No its not real

And yea its kinda like the onion,its from a satire brazilian website

(fucking page 2 bro)
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