Those clothes are nice but I think they'd look better on the floor next to mine
Do you like hot dogs because you can have my wiener
Get naked you skank
Are you a banana because you have appeal (a peel)
Are you from Intercourse Pennsylvannia? I could tell
Sacre Bleu. (sack + blew = BJ)
Are you a black hole because you suck everything
Are you a videogame because I wanna take it to the next level
Make me a sammich
Are you cake because I have some whipped topping for you
You should be in porn because I would totally jack off to you

I find your appearance to be largely attractive to me. Would you like to proceed with sexual intercourse tonight? For the record, I am in possession of an above average sized genital.

do you play the trumpet? cause your making me all horny

you are an attractive human female
plox fuck me k

Did you fart, because you blew me away


Lets play house, you be the door and ill slam ya

Wanna know the difference between sex and conversation? Lets go to my house and talk

http://www.youtube.com/OGFurious

http://www.youtube.com/DeanLeysen

He is great guy talking about this shiizzz listen to him but he is really cool

Hey angel, u durrr sexay

have you been under the rain? cause it looks you're all wet

I just moved you to the top of my "To-do" list