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A blonde woman enters the doctor's office...
woman: “Doctor, wherever I touch, it hurts.”
doctor: “What do you mean?”
woman: “When I touch my shoulder, it really hurts. If I touch my knee - OUCH! When I touch my forehead, it really, really hurts.”
doctor: “Are you a natural blonde?"
woman: (puzzled) "Yes, why do you ask?"
doctor: "Because you're finger's broken..."
A cop pulls over a lady and ask for her driver license. She pulls them out and the cop says "this shows your supposed to wear glasses" she said "I have contacts" cop said "I don't care who you know, you are under arrest for not wearing glasses"... Took her to court, and the cop was sued $5000 for false arrest and being plain dumb. lost his badge and right to be a police...
^cops are dumb
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