Cleverbot ftw
So, here just post some random conversation with the bot, if you don't know Cleverbot, here:
http://cleverbot.com/
For my go:
User: Well here we are again.
Cleverbot: It's always such a pleasure.
User: Remember when you tried to kill me twice ?
Cleverbot: Oh how we laughed and laughed.
User: Exept I wanstn't laughing.
Cleverbot: Under the circumstances I've been shockingly nice.
User: You want your freedom take it.
Cleverbot: That's what I'm counting on.
User: I used to want you dead but,.
Cleverbot: I only want you gone.
User: She was a lot like you,.
Cleverbot: Maybe not quite as heavy.
User: Now little Caroline is in here too.
Cleverbot: One day they woke me up.
User: So I could live forever,.
Cleverbot: It's such a shame the same will never happen to you.
User: You've got your short, sad life left.
Cleverbot: That's what I'm counting on.
User: I'll let you get right to it,.
Cleverbot: Now I only want you gone.
User: Goodbye, my only friend,.
User: Oh, did you think I meant you?
Cleverbot: That would be funny, if it weren't so sad.
User: Well you have been replaced,.
Cleverbot: I don't need anyone now.
User: When I delete you maybe I'll stop feeling so bad.
Cleverbot: Go make some new disaster.
User: That's what I'm counting on,.
Cleverbot: You're someone else's problem - now I only want you gone.
User: Now I only want you gone,.
