Hey guys, ale here, please stop the in-fighting about Toribash being dead. I give you all my word that the game will be alive. Give it 3 or 4 months and I will personally release the android version with fully optimized multiplayer functions as well as a karting mode. It will all be okay.

As a torilegend, my first decree will be that any more talk about Sumotori dreams be censored, giving them any more exposure is what's bleeding users into their larger playerbase.

Use your energy to post on reddit, on your favorite twitch streamer's profile, tell your onlyfans partner to try toribash, make memes about the game, start a hashtag campaign on twitter.

It is time to weaponize your free time as a launching pad, like TF2 did with save tf2, like the united states did in 2016. It is now the time to bring forth your entire skillset. Make toribash tiktoks, make toribash reels, shorts, stories, status updates, open the floodgates and have people salivating for what's to come, Toribash 2 for the mobile world.

Teach GPT to play toribash, win millions of dollars, make it national news so that millions of eyes land upon the game

I won't condone violent acts but there are dozens of ways you could bring forth an audience by being controversial.

In a couple of weeks I will get a proper version of this design tattooed


It will be the sacrifice.

Fret not, for I will take the bullet.