Yeah we just had a BBQ dinner over here at Texas and my uncle Goran let me try some wine (even though I'm 12- I think he enjoyed seeing my parent's reactions XD) The taste was weird, I guess, slightly sweet at first, then a kind of acrid, burning flavor, with a hint of grape :3 Fun stuff. So now I'm drunk because I drank half the bottle when he wasn't looking >_> GET IN THE CAR GUISE, I'M DRIVIN!!!

First taste of alcohol, eh, RDM?

I hated it when I was your age...

I hate WIne but LOVE beer! and im 12 too

Oho, you LOVE bear at 12. *calls AAA*

*cell phone bill comes with 700$ long distance charge* WHAT THE FU-

*get in car*
lol your hard core!

*calls police*
*police comes*
Take him away, boys!
*police takes RDM*
*MASSRAPE!!!*
*prison*

lollage

*testifies against Krae*
*Prison*
*uses Kraetyz as a sledgehammer to bash out wall*
*leaves*
*gets drunk*
*steals big rig*
*crashes into White House and kills Bush*

OHO

*calls cops*
*arrests RDM*
*laughs at RDM in jail*
*gets strangled by RDM*
*police come and kill RDM for killing me*
*police gets killed by an ambush of angry CAmels*

And we all live happily ever after! :P

...we're dead.

*hangover settles in*
*shoots laptop*

ARGGGGGHHHHHHH D:<