Meemes, you're acting like a 5 year old. Sit down for a minute and logically think about what would happen if people have hats. How is it not distracting? First off there's a giant thing on top of your head flopping around. The mods would have to make an entire new system for hats. If you want something that looks like a hat, get a stable head flame and a Flame Particle Texture, and get yourself a hat. Or you can wait for them to allow open access to Hair Forging, and make yourself a hair which looks like a hat. In the other time quit being a baby. This entire idea about hats is pointless. If you started using the Internet properly at the age of 5, then right now you would be 11 years old right now. That's 5 years using the Internet, and supposedly being mature enough to know that random caps, and supporting every single little thing that people suggest is a good idea. I hate to break it to you, but over 90% of the ideas suggested here are the same, pointless or require changes to the Physics Engine, and while we're on the subject, I've been exploring the Internet for 2 years, chances are I can take whatever you know, and multiply that knowledge by 50, and that's teaching my self.
Grow up, learn that the Internet is a place to express your personal ideas. Not just agree with everyone so that they'll like you.
~Dscigs, still not supported