[10:18:02 PM] StonedMonk: I'm a hot uber driver.
[10:18:14 PM] StonedMonk: I call my ride the Stone
[10:18:23 PM] Duft (Mack) Ponk: k
[10:18:38 PM] StonedMonk: The gas is completely made of Pebbles.
[10:20:06 PM] Duft (Mack) Ponk: uuuh
[10:20:12 PM] Duft (Mack) Ponk: k
[10:20:47 PM] StonedMonk: It will cost you no more than 1 pebble.
[10:20:50 PM] StonedMonk: <3
[10:21:01 PM] jewish civil orgy puppy: can monks up in monasteries get drunk
[10:21:01 PM] Duft (Mack) Ponk: what the fuck are you even saying lmao
[10:21:19 PM] jewish civil orgy puppy: I mean we have a drink called thirsty monk here
[10:21:28 PM] StonedMonk: Noooot living in the Monastery atm.
[10:21:43 PM] jewish civil orgy puppy: simplifies the situation then
[10:21:45 PM] StonedMonk: But, in certain occasions we may drink wine.
[10:22:47 PM] StonedMonk: You guys will know when I get back to the Monastery, because well....I'm not leaving this clan ever again.
[10:22:50 PM] StonedMonk: :P
[10:23:03 PM] StonedMonk: I plan to be here for many Years.
[10:23:05 PM] jewish civil orgy puppy: good to hear
[10:23:17 PM] Duft (Mack) Ponk: mhm
[10:23:30 PM] StonedMonk: And I will love you all.
[10:23:32 PM] jewish civil orgy puppy: sure buddy
[10:23:42 PM] StonedMonk: With all the cracks on my stone body.
[10:24:32 PM] Duft (Mack) Ponk: gram sent me a hip-hop story rap thing about a dude raping his own mother and then killing himself
[10:24:34 PM] Duft (Mack) Ponk: help
[10:24:45 PM] jewish civil orgy puppy: immortal technique dance with the devil animated
[10:24:56 PM] Duft (Mack) Ponk: aye
[10:24:58 PM] StonedMonk: Lol.
[10:25:25 PM] StonedMonk: Sounds like gram needs an Uber driver c; <3
[10:25:36 PM] StonedMonk: This all needs to go in the hall of glory.
[10:25:44 PM] StonedMonk: Because I have some Halls next to me.
[10:25:51 PM] StonedMonk: And they are delicious.
[10:26:42 PM] nan: jewish civil orgy puppy - Today 10:25 PM
> immortal technique dance with the devil animated
I'm pretty sure MF DOOM was the rapper
[10:27:04 PM] nan: sounds exactly like DOOM ffs
[10:27:14 PM] jewish civil orgy puppy: yeah, it does
[10:27:30 PM] Duft (Mack) Ponk: stone
[10:27:33 PM] Duft (Mack) Ponk: are you stoned?
[10:29:52 PM] StonedMonk: Hey.
[10:29:54 PM] StonedMonk: Maybe.
[10:29:59 PM] StonedMonk: o.-
[10:30:12 PM] jewish civil orgy puppy: wait
[10:30:26 PM] StonedMonk: I've had some rum cake and more rum mixed with coke.
[10:30:29 PM] jewish civil orgy puppy: you said your car runs on pebbles right
[10:30:40 PM] StonedMonk: And I've recently painted my room.
[10:30:43 PM] StonedMonk: Yes.
[10:30:45 PM] jewish civil orgy puppy: and you are stonemonk
[10:30:46 PM] jewish civil orgy puppy: so
[10:30:51 PM] jewish civil orgy puppy: your car runs on your sperm
[10:31:02 PM] StonedMonk: Yes
[10:31:11 PM] jewish civil orgy puppy: that's revolutionary
[10:31:37 PM] StonedMonk: I call the technology the fap 'o' mattic
[10:31:46 PM] nan: my car runs on the blood of my fallen foes
[10:31:47 PM] jewish civil orgy puppy: copyleft
[10:31:47 PM] StonedMonk: CopyRight
[10:32:13 PM] Duft (Mack) Ponk: copyup
[10:32:21 PM] theeeGuyOverThere: #BlameMack
[10:32:28 PM] StonedMonk: THEEEEEEEE
[10:32:50 PM] StonedMonk: TIMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMME
[10:32:57 PM] StonedMonk: TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
[10:33:02 PM] StonedMonk: RUMMMMMMMMBLE
[10:39:37 PM] Nikola Milovanovic/Gram: Stone mate, how much have ya drunk?
[10:42:05 PM] StonedMonk: Juuuuuust a little (cwl)
[10:42:33 PM] Duft (Mack) Ponk: it's gonna be one hell of a hangover in the morning i betcha
[10:42:41 PM] StonedMonk: (puke)
[10:42:44 PM] jewish civil orgy puppy: its gonna be worse when we show him this
[10:42:58 PM] Duft (Mack) Ponk: aye
[10:43:04 PM] StonedMonk: Leeeeemme see.
[10:43:36 PM] Duft (Mack) Ponk: Can you tell the time?
[10:43:48 PM] StonedMonk: 4:43 pm
[10:43:55 PM] Duft (Mack) Ponk: gg
[10:44:02 PM] StonedMonk: lol
[10:44:15 PM] StonedMonk: saaaays it in a little corner
[10:44:37 PM] Nikola Milovanovic/Gram: Nah stone, that is the part when you tell the clock that you're not fucking drunk
[10:44:43 PM] jewish civil orgy puppy: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zhf1pIl007o
[10:44:47 PM] StonedMonk: o
[10:44:54 PM] Duft (Mack) Ponk: it was worth the shot
[10:45:09 PM] StonedMonk: I swear, my pillow questioned my sanity.
[10:45:18 PM] StonedMonk: -3-
[10:45:46 PM] Duft (Mack) Ponk: oh stone, did ya down a bottle o' jack daniels?
[10:46:48 PM | Edited 10:46:49 PM] Nikola Milovanovic/Gram: Or a bottle of this shit
[10:46:48 PM] Nikola Milovanovic/Gram: http://media.madeinserbia.net/produc...ovka-700ml.jpg
[10:47:20 PM] StonedMonk: Yes
[10:47:47 PM] StonedMonk: its all over the floor
[10:48:06 PM] jewish civil orgy puppy: good on ya buddy
[10:48:13 PM] jewish civil orgy puppy: good to get wild from time to time
[10:48:29 PM] Duft (Mack) Ponk: you should play donkey kong, heard it's a fantastic experience when stoned/drunk af
[10:50:23 PM] jewish civil orgy puppy: oh noooooooooooooooooo orko is judging apps
[10:50:31 PM] jewish civil orgy puppy: notgoodnotgoodnotgood
[10:50:49 PM] nan: LO L
[10:50:51 PM] nan: RI P
[10:50:57 PM] jewish civil orgy puppy: fuck this im quitting replays
[10:51:42 PM] StonedMonk: ey
[10:51:45 PM] StonedMonk: never quit
[10:52:02 PM] StonedMonk: neber say neber - Beibs
[10:52:13 PM] jewish civil orgy puppy: #drunkencouragement
[10:52:58 PM] StonedMonk: no
[10:53:23 PM] StonedMonk: I'm not fuckin' drunk
[10:53:32 PM] jewish civil orgy puppy: tell that to time
[10:53:38 PM] StonedMonk: i'm not drinking water
[10:53:47 PM] StonedMonk: fine
[10:53:57 PM] jewish civil orgy puppy: sure
[10:53:57 PM] StonedMonk: I'll tell pillow that too
[10:54:07 PM] StonedMonk: fukin pillow is questioning me
[10:55:43 PM] StonedMonk: there
[10:55:50 PM] StonedMonk: he said tick