Name: ShitYouKnot.
Rap:


This goes out to my homeboi and loyal cat, Spot.

Felis catus is your taxonomic nomenclature,
An endothermic quadruped, carnivorous by nature;
Your visual, olfactory, and auditory senses
Contribute to your hunting skills and natural defenses.

I find myself intrigued by your subvocal oscillations,
A singular development of cat communications
That obviates your basic hedonistic predilection
For a rhythmic stroking of your fur to demonstrate affection.

A tail is quite essential for your acrobatic talents;
You would not be so agile if you lacked its counterbalance.
And when not being utilized to aid in locomotion,
It often serves to illustrate the state of your emotion.

O Spot, the complex levels of behavior you display
Connote a fairly well-developed cognitive array.
And though you are not sentient, Spot, and do not comprehend,
I nonetheless consider you a true and valued friend.


/me drops mic

i don't know if copy pasta should be allowed, this is freestyle yo

Fuck are you talking about, I made that all up on the go.

















Brah

ok, i'll have a crack but you've completely destroyed my confidence now.

this spit is about when i left obre.

mm, check it

you don't even get it
you don't even want to
how could i just leave you
loving you as i do
how could i go and quit,
knowing we're the right fit
maybe you don't know it

but you're turning like the last one
too much work and no fun
maybe you've just forgotten
when we smiled at the sun
maybe we can go back one
day

*places mic carefully on the stand

i dont think anyone could beat you, you might as well have typed /thread

I AM SENOR TRAAAAAAAAAAAAAN
AND I'M SO ILL
THIS IS MY SONG AND I CAN'T BE KILLED.

I'M A FREAKIN GOD, POSING AS A WISE MAN
COLLECTING ALL YOUR SYLLABLES'N'FORCING'EM IN A GARBAGE CAN.

NIGGA, I'M ABOUT MY BUSINESS
KILLING ALL THESE RAPPERS, YOU'D SWEAR I HAD A HIT-LIST
NOW ALL OF THOSE WHO WERE DOUBTING ME ARE ASKING FOR FORGIVENESS
IF YOU WEREN'T A PART OF IT, ATLEAST YOU GOT TO WITNESS:

I'M A HUMAN IN CYBORG UNIFORM
SEE MY RIDING ON MY FIVE-HEAD UNICORN
FIVE HEADS AND THEY ALL GOT DREADS
NEON DREADS!
WATCH THE BRAIDS GLOW
TASTE THE RAINBOW
IT'D BE GREAT TO SEE ME, IN THE DAY AFTER TOMORROW SHOW.

BRO, GERMANS'S AIN'T GOT SHIT ON ME
ULTIMATELY, I'LL BE STARTING WORLD WAR 3
CHILLING IN MY MECHA RHINOCERI...
THAT I PILOT, WHY?
CAUSE THEIR IN SUPPLY
AND I HEED THE CRY, OF YOUR PLANETS POPULATION...
I REPORT TO BATTLESTATION
SPLIT-SCREEN, READY! AND OUR RHINO'S ARE ROCKETS SHIPS
EXPLOSIONS DESTROY THE EGG AND WE GOT fucking FLIPPED.

what i'm truly trying to say in this metaphorical proportion
is that your mum was wrong in not getting that abortion.


OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

*throws mic at the audience, causing serious head injury.

/bet 100 Tranman123

Augans: I'm a horrible rapper lol, It's all from Star Treck.



I'm just gonna paste in the good stuff from our little Skype convo.

[13:07:39] Mud: heyheyheyhey
[13:07:42] Mud: Wanna write puns with me
[13:07:45] Mud: in rhyme?

hey hey

i need a dollar
dollar dollar dollar is what i need
(hey hey)
but i need a dollar
dollar dollar is what i need

i had a job but the boss said let me go
he said "i'm sorry but i won't need your help no more"
i said "please i need that money and where will i go"

i need... Oh, fuck this.

your bars are getting off track, can't keep up your own tempo
your rhymes are getting weak, they just like an old memento
just open your eyes a bit, not tryna say you asian
but it must be hard for you to see your territory's invasion
your lines be as crooked as my niece's new teeth
and just reading your words is starting to make my eyes bleed
just stop your trash now, before i put you behind my bars
i dont wanna see your presence, you aint going no where far

they call me schoolboy kyou B)

schoolGirl*