Because I can hardly keep track of all the ranks and suchlike that I give out.

hanz0
- Field Marshal
- World Detective
- Space Detective
- DER MARKTFмHRER
- RIGHTEOUS FURY / VENGEANCE INCARNATE
- COMMANDER

Hara
- HARAMAN
- Awesometh Dan Black Belt

Ishi
- Doctor President Ishi

Eleeleth
- Mobile Strike Force Operative

Gubbin
- Minister of Vacuums ('coz he sucks lolo)

Megadoomer
- Minister of Existence
- Space Officer

Kenny
- Lieutenant

CiaoTime
- Vice Admiral

Litto
- Commissar of Cavediving

RedDevil (or apple or whatever he goes by)
- Commandant of Salutation

Null
- Undersecretary of Shovel Management

jalis
- Obersturmbannfќhrer

KiTFoX
- Chief Inspector

HebrewHamr
- Chief of Shower Room Inspection

destiny
- Chairman of not being DestinyPower

Galrath
- Oberstgruppenfќhrer

phail
- Just a Criminal with a Hat

dalir
- Sky Marshal
- Despair Man

lsl
- Director of the Intelligentsia

Galard
- Vice-DJ

AlexOwnz
- Idiot Suppression Consultant

pesi3n
- Minor Junior Under-Deputy-Detective-Assistant

LET ME KNOW IF I GAVE YOU A RANK BUT DID NOT INCLUDE YOU

(begging for a title will result in RIGHTEOUS FURY)

FUCKING AMAZING

I must not be active enough to gain one of your super titles. :P

I'm pretty sure you gave me a rank.

: (

FELDMARSCHALL GALRATH or something.

Hmm.
How about Obergruppenfќhrer Galrath?

Oh right, you're the Field Marshal already.

Obergruppenfќhrer sounds cool. Almost as cool as Oberstgruppenfќhrer.

Oberstgruppenfќhrer it is.

o7

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