Uric wants an alliance.
Sup bitchfags and homos.
I am Uric.
Now, I have seen many of your kind about the forum and ingame; and I have come to conclude that.... I want an alliance pl0x.
Benefits to you from this alliance:
Free sex on weekends, but it'll cost you during the week.
I has large penis which can come in handy if there are annoyances about the place. E.G: Noob: Omg can haz tc pl0x0r
?
Uric: -flops it out- -smacks noob over the head with it- Noob: -cries-. (pretty much rids of them)
Also, I like to host random events with spare TC. (usually 10k prizes) so you will get them occasionally.
Benefits to me from this alliance:
Sex.
Moar Frands.
Age: 17.
Maturity: Varies from about 12 to 20.
Awesomeness: You decide.
kthxbai.
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User permabanned for hacking. Reason: can't be this neat on TB without hacking |
Last edited by glOw; Mar 12, 2011 at 10:31 AM.