My first internet forum also, so unfortunately all of my first mistakes were here also.

Well, Im new here but on my first forum I used to tell inside jokes when I didnt understand them or wasn't even around when they started, which usually resulted in either me insulting someone or looking like the biggest idiot
Hopefully I've learned from my mistakes though

i spelled everything wrong and used abbreviations.

i didn't suck up to higher tiers and kind of shunned them because i thought that'd make me cool, but now i don't suck up to higher tiers 'cause i don't know them and i'm not sure how without asking to fellate them repeatedly. i basically tried everything i could short of acting professional and being helpful, or begging, to become a mod. i insulted people for no reason and only said gg when i won, but i never seriously begged (which is honestly why i never received anything. still don't, though). i think i kept trying to show everyone i was smart by going to debate or arguing on IRC, but in reality that resulted in the opposite happening.

I thought i was the absolute best at Aikido, even if i lost. and the rest is failposts galore.

I am a noob XP

yes. you are a noob >.<

Oh the irony.

Im trying to find my worst thread ever. But none is good enough.

Reading these makes me want to stop being a noob....@(-.-)@....

Same here,first forum...IN which i actually stayed more than 1 year...the other ones were 1-2 days an good bye.

Well...
i guess i'm still a noob in the forums, but in-game i kick some ass. When i started, i said gg after every game, and never left just because i lost. I left on a streak (still do) and never quit in the middle of a match.

There's nothing wrong with saying gg after every game. Good job with not ragequitting anymore though ;o