For me it would prolly be what happened today, during study hall. The study hall teacher writes me up runs down to the dean and calls security on me. Why? I was using an ipod, with sparknotes on it. She also wrote me up for getting water a few days ago. I now have 3 saturday detentions yay!

Whats the funniest / worse / thing that happened to you?

I laughed at my friend when he bumped on a wall, then i bumped to a wall, as well ;/

You should thank karma

i ran into a big black guy got scared then realised it was my friend

^ that, happened to me to

I burned myself via static electricity in science.

Not severely, but enough that it left a mark which I still have.

I got a detention because I didn't have one on that particular day. The conversation went something like this: (except in french :<)
Teacher:'Did I give you a detention today?'
Me, the poor innocent student:'No'
Teacher:'Right. Detention, then.'

Me and a few friends thought it would be funny to steal a bush turkey from the bush.
Turns out they go pretty berserk when you try put a beach towel over them. =/
Got a few pecks to the hand which hurt for about 30mins but shit it hurt.

When, my classmate was practicing soccer, he hit my coach in the head, then he accidentally headbutt the girl beside him, then shee fell and you can see her underwear, scary, and also, when my classmate(that I hate) had menstruation in the classroom.

Me and my friends were kicking a soccer ball around and my friend kicked the ball up in the air and i jumped up and tried to kick it and fell flat on my face, then i jumped up like nothing happened... =\