shaolin soccer

watch it. seriously

its an asian movie (chinese or japanese, i don't know) about some sort of kung-fu soccer. pretty funny. watch it. now.


anyway. i pretty much made this thread in search of other movies to keep me company until i get some money for better internet.
anyone know any movies that are similar to this? asian martial arts comedy thing-o's?

That movie was seriously MEH

They could have done so much better. The plot in my opinion was shit.

But Jackie Chan... and the big Stick.... and Jet Li.... with a Big Stick.......

ok this is starting to sound wrong, i mean with talking about big um sticks and all... sorry but some1 had to say it...
spiderman 3!!!!

lol i love jackie chan! hes australian

yer spiderman 3..... its not really that good in my opinion. the first two were awsome, but they let me down with 3
it might have just been because i did a marathon (watched the first two before going to see it at the movies) but, meh

No. None of the spiderman movies, because the plot in every single movie is pretty much the exact same thing. Spiderbitch goes "I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH MY POWERS, BECAUSE YOU KNOW WITH GREAT POWER COMES GREAT RESPONSIBILITY, AND I DON'T KNOW IF I SHOULD BE SPIDERMAN, BECAUSE PEOPLE DON'T KNOW WHAT IT'S LIKE TO BE SPIDERMAN" and then some generic villain flies by and kidnaps a girl, within 10 minutes the movie is over after an 'epic' battle. And Spiderman 3 is more like "Spiderman turns emo and fights himself".



Also; the Forbidden Kingdom was awesome. Any movie with Jackie Chan and Jet Li (and/or Chris Tucker :P) is bound to be awesome. Why? Because Jet Li and Jackie Chan are actually the two halves of Bruce Lee, who was split in half by a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris when he declared himself undefeatable.

nooooo!!! on n wats wrong with emo's? lol spiderman rocks so stfu. dey were epic movies with epic battles... a classic hero movie! i mean wat did you expect from a hero movie??
oh and the last samurai was really gud...

What was the title of that chinese fantasy movie that came out a year, maybe two ago? I remember a guy turning into a crow, and and a protagonist who could run extremely fast on all fours... Ring a bell?

Volcano High...

It's a Kung-Fu movie re-dubbed by a bunch of rappers!

*high-fives* I give the internets back to Chac :P

Also; What I expect from a hero movie is well, a fucking hero. Not some whiny little bitch. And then a plot that ISN'T so clichщ and repetitive that I throw up in my popcorn bowl.