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[TGS]Rap battle
Battle me, bee4ezz.
Yo
My nickname's Hug
When i'm kissing you you'r aready ready to fuck
If you dare to fight with me
I'll shove my van Gogh in your gallery.
Don't disturb me b*tch or i'll make you glitch.
Your dirty mouth shoulddah make me switch.
Ya, so listen me derp and listen carefully.
Don't. Joke. With. Hug.
Or I'll turn you into slavery.
GLORY FOR UKRAINE
Round here they call me the shredda
Cut your ass up like it's chedda
I strike like a panther in the night
Beat you so fast you won't remember the fight
Lay you out like the letter t
Never take my eyes off my enemy
Raps flow through me like water in a stream
Rub butter on my cock while I'm eating ice cream
Clan League 2013 & 2019 Champion
Praise BONDarenko
Originally Posted by Osiris View Post
Round here they call me the shredda
Cut your ass up like it's chedda
I strike like a panther in the night
Beat you so fast you won't remember the fight
Lay you out like the letter t
Never take my eyes off my enemy
Raps flow through me like water in a stream
Rub butter on my cock while I'm eating ice cream

Fucking lactose intolerant, your dairy jokes make me queesy
I'm dicing up MCs like fresh greens, easy peasy.
I'm king at cooking dope rhymes, call me top chef
I butcher those who step to me like the end of Macbeth.
My cooking rhymes are tasty, bitches wanna try
I'll have the bus boy clean up and bake your remains, call it shepard's pie.
Originally Posted by Shmevin View Post
Fucking lactose intolerant, your dairy jokes make me queesy
I'm dicing up MCs like fresh greens, easy peasy.
I'm king at cooking dope rhymes, call me top chef
I butcher those who step to me like the end of Macbeth.
My cooking rhymes are tasty, bitches wanna try
I'll have the bus boy clean up and bake your remains, call it shepard's pie.

Your bars were weak, man it had no peak
I camel clutch you call me the iron sheik,
You hide behind a corner call it "sneak peek"
I am the willy wonka of rap, my bars are gold
Jump from the turnbuckle with a drop toehold
You try to fight me I will pop your knee
Float like a butterfly my hits sting like ali
Clan League 2013 & 2019 Champion
Praise BONDarenko
Ya
My sweety peach
I'll bring your head. Into the stitch
Wanna make some fun?
You'd better run, run, run!
If i will see ya lam
I will hold mah gun
I'll corrupt your head
Take mah virgin instead
Make my butter on bread
Gonna make ya wet
We gonna find out Tyzi
And ask her for my vi-zee
Maybe i will not
Get my grammy
But i have some luck
And my legs are hairy
GLORY FOR UKRAINE
Originally Posted by Hug View Post
Ya
My sweety peach
I'll bring your head. Into the stitch
Wanna make some fun?
You'd better run, run, run!
If i will see ya lam
I will hold mah gun
I'll corrupt your head
Take mah virgin instead
Make my butter on bread
Gonna make ya wet
We gonna find out Tyzi
And ask her for my vi-zee
Maybe i will not
Get my grammy
But i have some luck
And my legs are hairy

That's quantity over quality if I've ever seen it
I've got rap layers like an onion, brotha I'm the shit.
I've got your bitches in my castle, you're green with envy I can tell.
Your raps stink like my outhouse's rancid smell.
Slurping slugs and spitting fire, I'm fucking nasty
Married to a princess, that shit is fancy.
I've crushed you, Hug, like a Dragon's stomp
It's all ogre now, get out of my swamp.
I'm here
I'm queer

hev sex w/ me hug
[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
[4:37 PM] ponf: y'all might think i'm not wild enough to send dick pics over toribash
[4:37 PM] ponf: you'd be wrong
uwu i wuv you uwu
Neko wins.
No contest needed.
Ryan is Straight {TGS} {Videoer} {Artist} Rip Dog