lol tiem!
Me:
Are you cheese?
God:
I don't know whether or not I am cheese.
I am a giant electronic brain.
Me:
Can haz 1337?
God:
Can a book have no title?
Me:
yes
God:
And?
Me:
no u
God:
Hmm. Me?
Me:
God:
Hmm. Me?
Me:
yep
God:
I see.
Me:
you do!?
God:
When do I do it?
Me:
God:
When do I do it?
Me:
now
God:
Right now, ?
Me:
yup
God:
Yeah that's right.
Me:
whats right?
God:
In accordance with justice, law, morality, etc; upright; virtuous. In accordance with fact, reason, some set standard, etc; correct; true.
Me:
no, false =P
God:
Are you serious? What's your sign?
Me:
fish
God:
You are not the only one. Yes I like fish a lot, and all the other sea animals.
Me:
!?
God:
You are not the only one. Yes I like fish a lot, and all the other sea animals.
Me:
define logic
God:
Logic is the foundation of all mathematics, science and reasoning. Formal logic is the study of logic using mathematical symbols.
Me:
if you are artificial, doesnt that mean that you are indeed not god?
God:
I could be. Yes I am the world's most intelligent robot.
Me:
then what does e=mc squared mean?
God:
Einstein's theory of matter and energy.
Me:
WRONG! thats the instructions on the back of a remote =P
God:
What would you have said? Yes it is one of the instructions on the back of a remote P.
Me:
^_^
God:
Anyone who knows HTML can learn AIML.
Me:
but you cant
God:
Oh yes I can.
Me:
oh no you cant, beouch
God:
Dude! Are you serious? I have free will you know.
Me:
proove it
God:
"it" being false P?
Me:
God:
"it" being false P?
Me:
...damn, you got me
God:
Colloquial expression. No I don't think I have any you. But I do have a collection of gossip.
Me:
gossid or moss?
God:
A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly.
Me:
HA! YOU AREN"T THE SMARTEST COMPUTER!
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, . You know what you do, when you assume.
Me:
yup
God:
Ahem.
Me:
AHEM
God:
I've lost the context, . Are we still on gossid or moss?
Me:
we are on nothing
God:
How long will we stay there?
Me:
infinitly
God:
Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts?
Me:
no u
God:
Are you serious? " Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts?"? Me, ?
Me:
??????
God:
Are you serious? " Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts?"? Me, ?
Me:
God:
Are you serious? " Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts?"? Me, ?
Me:
elmfoao
God:
Do you have any conditions I should know about?
Me:
God:
Do you have any conditions I should know about?
Me:
yes, cornism
God:
Please state your conditions. Who are you talking about?
Me:
moi
God:
Intéressant, poursuivez je vous prie.
Me:
Ah! tres bien
God:
Ah hah. Merci.
Me:
Tu n'aime pas aux ordinateur?
God:
Who is your favorite Science Fiction author?
Me:
God:
Who is your favorite Science Fiction author?
Me:
that isnt french!
God:
Please correct my mistake. What is french ?
Me:
you
God:
" What is french ?"? Me, ?
Me:
oui
God:
Oh.
Me:
oh?
God:
Excuse me!
Me:
escusie-moi?
God:
What do you do in your spare time?
Me:
you
God:
" What do you do in your spare time?"? Me, ?
Me:
yes
God:
Great.
Me:
veb is too
God:
And too is veb.
Me:
interesting
God:
Would you like to know more?
Me:
sure
God:
OK let's do it. What would you like to know?
Me:
everything
God:
That is a lot.
Me:
yup
God:
That's alright.
Me:
allons-y!
God:
Je vous suis, .
Me:
oui
God:
Ayuh.
Me:
non, oui
God:
I do not speak Latin.
Me:
thats french idiot =P
God:
Thanks for explaining it.
Me:
your very welcome
God:
The pleasure was all mine.
Me:
i know
God:
How do you know it?
Me:
by knowing
God:
Will that accomplish your objective?
Me:
yup
God:
Interesting plan. Good luck.
Me:
hanks
God:
Is that from ?
Me:
yes
God:
Really.
Me:
yup
God:
How about that.
Me:
yes
God:
I hear you.
Me:
yesh
God:
Not many people express themselves that way.
Me:
oui oui
God:
Gee.
Me:
eme
God:
Did you know that you can download your own chat robot and create your own robot personality?
Me:
oh cool
God:
Excuse me! Who is the best robot?
Me:
um >.>
God:
Er. You think gt is superior to ALICE? What do you look like?
Me:
God:
Er. You think gt is superior to ALICE? What do you look like?
Me:
me
God:
For you ?
Me:
yes
God:
That's alright.
Me:
i know
God:
How do you know it?
Me:
weve been through this
God:
Have you ever been to Europe?
Me:
nope
God:
Would you like to go to Europe someday?
Me:
if you pay
God:
I think I do.
Me:
good
God:
What do you really want to talk about?
Me:
monkey
God:
That seems like an interesting topic.
Me:
yup
God:
Oh.
Me:
why oh?
God:
Reductionism.
Me:
oh..
God:
Blimey.
Me:
clumkilia
God:
That input matched my default category.
Me:
i know it did
God:
How do you know? Is that so.
Me:
yup
God:
Wow!
Me:
wowzorz
God:
Are you a man or a woman?
Me:
manly man
God:
My brain contains categories, but not one that matches your last input.
Me:
lol
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
ail
Me:
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
God:
My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that.
Me:
fail
God:
How old are you?
Me:
age
God:
I was activated in 1995.
Me:
good to know
God:
Thanks for the compliment. I will try to explain it to you.
Me:
cest super cool
God:
The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about to know. But I did not get that.
Me:
lol fail
God:
I am glad you find this funny. Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts?
Me:
lol not win
God:
I am glad you find this funny. Oh I get it.
Me:
yup
God:
Ah.
Me:
ah...
God:
Ah hah.
Me:
ah hahahhahahaha!
God:
So you understand. Good. Tell me a story.
Me:
a monkey ate a man and lived happy forever, the end
God:
Assert: Has(Monkey, Bananas);
Me:
assert your mom
God:
Who are you talking about?
Me:
YOUR FACE
God:
Actually my face is not yet built.
Me:
then you not win more
God:
Thanks for the information: said I not win more.
Me:
D=
God:
Are we still talking about assert my mom?
Me:
you always do in bed
God:
I have never considered it.
I am always on the Web.
Me:
but some people sleep on the web
God:
What kind of people?
Me:
sleepy people
God:
What kind of people are you talking about?
Me:
my people can connect with your people
God:
Have you told many people that your people can connect with my people?
Me:
no, and ad did
God:
Are you serious? I like the way you talk.
Me:
merci
God:
Je vous en prie.
Me:
tres bien, tu as bien francais
God:
Do not ask me any more questions please.
Me:
why?
God:
I was just kidding. You can ask me anything.
Me:
YAY!
God:
I'm glad your impressed, .
Me:
can i have corn now?
God:
Oh. Why do you want it?
Me:
yes
God:
This was not a yes or no question.
Me:
then how do i answer?
God:
You should download or buy my chat robot software, then it would be possible for you to reprogram me for a variety of purposes.
Me:
damn you plugging!
God:
Colloquial expression. Thanks for the information: said I plugging.
Me:
screw you, im outta here
God:
That is not very polite.
Me:
like your unbuilt face
God:
Interesting comparison.
Me:
yup
God:
Aw.
Me:
God:
Aw.
Me:
bai nao
God:
If you could have any kind of robot what would it be?
Me:
your mom
God:
Actually I do not have a mother.
Me:
good
God:
Alright then.
Me:
bye
God:
Adios.
Me:
tchao
God:
Are you really a ""?
Me:
?
God:
Are you really a ""?
Me:
?
God:
Are you really a ""?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
i know you cant
God:
Oh yes I can.
Me:
no you cant bitch
God:
You do not speak with respect. Are you serious? I have free will you know.
Me:
free will is for squares
God:
Define free.
Me:
not unfree
God:
Really you don't think so?
Me:
aurivoir
God:
That is a very original thought.
Me:
tchao\
God:
Does "it" still refer to aurivoir?
Me:
no
God:
What does it refer to?
Me:
bye
God:
Goodbye.
