Originally Posted by Analwache

It was a rainy day, November 29th, 2008. At the time, the young Analwache was only 12 years old. After playing Toribash on a friends PC for weeks, he decided to download it himself.
The world was in revolt at that time. Barack Obama, Americas first black President had just won the elections. The Dow Jones hit a record depth during a devastating financial crisis, and a 12 year old german boy decided to name his Toribash account "Analwache" (AnalGuardian) to win a few cheap bucks from his brother, a decision that haunts him even today.
Fast forward a few weeks, when first contact was made with the ancient clan called "Flames". The young Analwache still sucked at Toribash, and so he fitted perfectly with his new clanmates, the most prominent of which was TheAnimal, the worst of them all. He quickly made friends, Frettchen, gerFight, dassofa, xDeideix etc. Little did he know he would one day rule them..*screech* wrong story. Ahem:
Little did he know he would one day see them go. The Clan Flames strived for success, but even then the horizon showed grey clouds. Inactivity poisioned the heart of this fragile community, and so a small group of people decided to split off. TheAnimal, still bad like he always was, Spaft, a recent friend and exotic love relationship, the inexperienced Analwache decided to found Aeon.
And so it happend that in November 2009, one year after the young Analwache set foot inro Toribash, Aeon was founded. Quickly, it gained Members. xDeideix joined, Sindrerule, one of Analwaches dearest friends, Aeon got strong faster. It was the golden age for the small Analwache. Aeon strived under Analwaches moderating reign. One month later, Dec 2009, Aeon got official. The board of Aeon I am writing this very post on was founded. The Universe aligned to shape one word: Aeon.

Many have looked back at these times in despair, hoping for them to return. xDeideix, Sindrerule, FluXen, Silentassasin, AoNami, Aeon has lost alot of good people, including Spaft, Analwache and at times even TheAnimal himself was nowhere to be found. The aspiring will of a random guy called ViperTech safed Aeon from it's bitter end, as he took over to save what was left.

Now it is the 21st June of 2014. Aeons founding is almost 5 years ago, and a spark of hope lights up the Aeon forums. TheAnimal, still sucking at Toribash, returns once again to revive Aeon. For his luck, Spaft, the legendary Pokémon returns at the same time. Once again the universe aligned and spelled out a single word. But this time, that word was Analwache.

Through the combined power of Spaft and TheAnimal, Analwache was awoken of his sleep and summoned out of the dephts of hell once more. The young and horribly bad Analwache was now 18 years old, 6th Dan Black Belt, still horrible at Toribash and still in Germany. After not having played for almost two years, Analwache still had a whooping roughly 4 years of experience in Toribash. And so the mighty Analwache returned to the holy Aeon board, to once again rain wisdom and bad jokes upon those who he had left before. His appeareance was mighty, so was his wisdom as it had grown in his abscence from Toribash, and thus he opened his mouth and spoke his first words of wisdom again onto the ears of those mighty and strong left in Aeon.

The words were mighty, and true, many broke out in tears, while TheAnimal memorized them in a final picture, which shall prevail the message of this post and the meaning of Analwaches return...

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