Official Samule Friend Insurance Organisation
Why hello there, "friends!"
Excuse me, but in order for me to officially remove those quotation marks, you
must join this group. And I know you will, after you see what glorious offers we have!
1. I will be nice to you!
at least a little bit
2. You will be nice to me!
3. Even if you make a huge dick move and everyone hates you I have to... I mean get to be your friend. (until you stop making payments)
4. You get to put this awesome sentence in your to-be-awesome signature:
BACKED UP BY OSFI
So, what are you waiting for? Join the hundreds enjoying the wonderful benefits of being in this organisation! Remember, it is
NON-profit because all of the money goes to me and comes back to you in the form of care and love!
*vomit*
Here are our price offers:
1 day - 1000 toricredits *SPECIAL SALE
3 days - 2500 toricredits *SUPER SAVINGS
1 week - 5000 toricredits *OMFG
1 month - 15000 toricredits *I <3 SAMULE
1 year - 75000 toricredits *COOLER THAN VEB NOT REALLY
25 YEARS - 1000000 toricredits *COOLER THAN VEB ALMOST
NEW FRIENDS WITH BENEFITS PACKAGE!!!! (several friendly PMs from yours truly!)
1 day - 1000 toricredits *GOOD DEAL
Join the (bleep) up already!
Members:
cindermomo- sexing me up? 11-26
cevius- 1 year plan. 11-26
doobidoo3- 3 day plan 11-26
mosier- 3 day plan 11-26
bio-helix- 1 day plan 11-26
oldbean- 1 week plan 11-26
Last edited by Samule; Nov 27, 2008 at 09:34 AM.